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  1. Shhh my GF Natalie Portman is about to be on Letterman.
  2. Traffic fail. "hey let's head out to SD at 3pm on the day before Thanksgiving!" http://twitpic.com/qxg2o
  3. Hey NHL fans @jaime_fox @thatkevinsmith et al. Join in and get rid of Bettman and get The Whalers back! http://bit.ly/8lQdBa
  4. From the most brilliant/ funniest episode of TV ever written. WKRP Thanksgiving http://www.kewego.com/video...
  5. Help me to get 1 million followers!! I want to sell out!! RT @angiecole http://bit.ly/69dnRA #cnn
  6. I just received a collect call from a prisoner! Why did I hang up? I could always use a new friend who can "take care" of people for me.
  7. Wow- thanks for the concern everyone- I'm pretty sure it was a messed up yawn/ stretch. Sharp pain happened as soon as I did it.
  8. Horrible sharp pain under left chest- that's normal right? I was stretching so no heart attack fear just yet...
  9. Only one more day 'til Murder a Turkey for No Good Reason day!
  10. Testing equipment for @stupidformovies premiere. @Sony or @canon_camera? So many decisions. http://twitpic.com/qub6b
  11. Three meetings and a show run thru tonight. How am I not making money off any of this?
  12. Met with a financial consultant today. He was in a suit, wearing a yarmulke and head banging to Kiss "God of Thunder." Awesome or red flag?
  13. @jaime_fox Not only do I know that one w/ Jerry Stiller but check out @redhourben mocking it. (can't find it online but it's brilliant)
  14. My biggest fear: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...
  15. @jaime_fox well, my dream is to host a radio talk show...
  16. @elaineewing wow- you figured me out! I actually don't hate everything I am just the ultimate Devils Advocate. I always crave logical debate
  17. @jaime_fox I don't hate everything- I am simply a comedy snob.
  18. @elaineewing go for the bigger space. I am making sure to get a 3 bedroom and 2100sq ft. But then again, I'm a loner.
  19. @Gennefer Wow I forgot all about those Nescafé ads. It was that long ago? Seems like just last year.
  20. One day I am going to investigate and see what Lady Gaga looks like and sounds like. Today is not that day.