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  1. neighbor howled "it never ends!" while raking leaves. their insulating, fertilizing & soil-building power completely escapes the man.
  2. literally blindsided myself in the face with a steel door. teeth shifted a bit, but intact. vertical forehead welt.. nursed by frozen peas.
  3. "circular motion, cIR-Cuu-Lar! go clockwise," she says. something passive-aggressive seems afoot.
  4. neighbor's palm-sanding his deck, listening to sinatra. the vibration sent his wife's wine glass crashing to the ground. she's now confused.
  5. i think there's a special-needs child outside, screaming. kid's been going at it for 30 mins. should be passed out in some leaves by now.
  6. pure irreverent awesome: http://twitpic.com/onq0y
  7. thing is, if eyebrows are bipedal evolution's UV-eye protection, then self-destructive grooming has gotta be a red flag.
  8. still making an effort not to judge over-tweezed manbrows.
  9. the dexter theme has been permanently looped in my brain for 2 days. it's annoying as hell, but my morning routine is pretty badass now.
  10. Blood and dirt are always visually compelling: http://flic.kr/p/7bgzWa
  11. @RoyalSapien re: sudo. nah, just upgraded & was tweaking things piecemeal, like a dolt.
  12. karmic. sudo this, sudo that.
  13. lame? try ordering some trees from arbor day & then obsessively checking your visa bill to "predict" when said trees will ship FOR A MONTH.
  14. soup weather. it has arrived.
  15. if cats had butt cheeks, maybe their assholes wouldn't touch EVERYTHING they sat on. a cat w/butt cheeks would look weird; cleaning my desk.
  16. ever surprise-sneeze yourself while looking really close at your face in the mirror? sweet jesus is that scary/funny/grotesque.
  17. a wartime president wins the Peace Prize, and a gong-like sound effect goes off in the effed-up Sid Meier game in my head.
  18. i gather from your inflection that i should be impressed by your ability to corroborate small town gossip with google. not happening, DAD.
  19. i did tweet-worthy things, like restored an arts & crafts door.. and i lost my immunity to poison ivy, which feels like losing a superpower.
  20. proving to myself that i still use twitter.