mikeropology
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neighbor howled "it never ends!" while raking leaves. their insulating, fertilizing & soil-building power completely escapes the man.
1:51 PM Nov 21st
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literally blindsided myself in the face with a steel door. teeth shifted a bit, but intact. vertical forehead welt.. nursed by frozen peas.
8:48 AM Nov 17th
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"circular motion, cIR-Cuu-Lar! go clockwise," she says. something passive-aggressive seems afoot.
4:49 PM Nov 10th
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neighbor's palm-sanding his deck, listening to sinatra. the vibration sent his wife's wine glass crashing to the ground. she's now confused.
4:43 PM Nov 10th
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i think there's a special-needs child outside, screaming. kid's been going at it for 30 mins. should be passed out in some leaves by now.
9:55 AM Nov 8th
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pure irreverent awesome:
1:04 PM Nov 7th
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thing is, if eyebrows are bipedal evolution's UV-eye protection, then self-destructive grooming has gotta be a red flag.
8:06 PM Nov 6th
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still making an effort not to judge over-tweezed manbrows.
8:02 PM Nov 6th
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the dexter theme has been permanently looped in my brain for 2 days. it's annoying as hell, but my morning routine is pretty badass now.
2:34 PM Nov 6th
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Blood and dirt are always visually compelling:
6:47 PM Oct 30th
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@ re: sudo. nah, just upgraded & was tweaking things piecemeal, like a dolt.
6:39 PM Oct 30th
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karmic. sudo this, sudo that.
3:52 PM Oct 29th
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lame? try ordering some trees from arbor day & then obsessively checking your visa bill to "predict" when said trees will ship FOR A MONTH.
2:35 PM Oct 27th
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soup weather. it has arrived.
1:04 PM Oct 15th
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if cats had butt cheeks, maybe their assholes wouldn't touch EVERYTHING they sat on. a cat w/butt cheeks would look weird; cleaning my desk.
12:41 PM Oct 14th
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ever surprise-sneeze yourself while looking really close at your face in the mirror? sweet jesus is that scary/funny/grotesque.
2:07 PM Oct 10th
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a wartime president wins the Peace Prize, and a gong-like sound effect goes off in the effed-up Sid Meier game in my head.
6:51 AM Oct 9th
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i gather from your inflection that i should be impressed by your ability to corroborate small town gossip with google. not happening, DAD.
4:16 PM Oct 5th
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i did tweet-worthy things, like restored an arts & crafts door.. and i lost my immunity to poison ivy, which feels like losing a superpower.
1:53 PM Oct 3rd
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proving to myself that i still use twitter.
1:35 PM Oct 3rd
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- Name Michael
- Location 40.726279, -73.993079
- Web http://last.fm/us...
- Bio freelance artist, partially-defunct archaeologist, collector of music and haver of strange dreams.
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