mikeropology
- forced to wear all my Hanes underwear inside-out because their tagless "comfort" tags have declared an itch war on my ass. fuck irony.about 7 hours ago from web
- wtf. a pistachio should never taste like canned tuna.5:53 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
- new followers don't like dead baby dreams. ha, suck it.6:14 PM Jul 8th from web
- dreamt a miniature Frank Black baby (a la "Millennium") kept trapping me in a fake reality so i smashed its head. ashamed of evil dead baby.12:44 PM Jul 8th from web
- if the tv line-up has you bored, try speed reading the tv guide. CNBC's "fast money" becomes "frat money" and.. i *guess* that's insightful.5:29 PM Jul 6th from web
- 1) follow @nathanmakan 2 years ago. 2) never interact over twitter. 3) recognize his picture in Gawker: http://tr.im/r7W2 4) feel creepy.1:32 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- head wounds bleed A LOT.1:43 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- as you start to realize all the main characters on screen are about your age, comparing their lives to yours elicits the "ah shit" response.12:40 PM Jul 1st from web
- adding a hole to my boy scout belt as it just got too big for my waist. hope i'm not wasting.. waisting would be bad. (puns!)1:06 PM Jun 20th from TweetDeck
- Yappy McYapperton?6:28 PM Jun 18th from web
- BBC anchor: "where ever you are, whatever you're doing, thanks for watching." i'm imagining a BBC-watching serial killer butchering a body.5:05 PM Jun 16th from web
- keep catching myself adding "McGee" after certain adjectives. "fatty McGee," "smelly McGee," "douche-bag McGee." this must stop immediately.1:57 PM Jun 14th from web
- of the eight yellowish green bruises found all over my body, the large thumb-shaped one under my right nipple is confusing me the most.3:37 PM Jun 10th from web
- if you live with people who don't know where the clean dishes go, do you really "live with" them?11:24 AM Jun 10th from TweetDeck
- a few days ago we hired this waifish guy who looks about 19, only, turns out, he's a 40-something woman named Elaine.1:58 PM Jun 2nd from web
- was working outside all day today, and now i'm having auditory hallucinations of birds chirping softly everywhere i go. kinda weirded out..7:22 PM May 31st from web
- raspy-voiced butch neighbor wants to cut down our last property-line tree (she's already killed 4). fighting the urge to rip HER limbs off.4:23 PM May 30th from web
- i swear assholes put the rinse button on dishwashers so half-wits can trick sensible people into eating off dirty utensils..10:34 PM May 27th from web
- back from a tense drug intervention "birthday party". listening to passion pit & reading case reports on mediastinal/intrathoracic tumors.5:09 PM May 23rd from web
- in the mood for a horrendously stupid mid-90s movie, like CONGO.10:08 PM May 22nd from TweetDeck
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- Name Michael
- Location 40.726279, -73.993079
- Web http://last.fm/us...
- Bio freelance artist, partially-defunct archaeologist, collector of music and haver of strange dreams.
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