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  1. I'm currently 3 copies of atlas shrugged for someone....don't ask
  2. Hey hair stylist people (or girls in general): What does it mean when a shampoo fortifies and color shields my hair?
  3. Just watched a lady cram her dog into one of those airplane pet carry bags...those things are fucked.
  4. @mwsmedia Or promote him....depending on what demographic they are going after.
  5. @CHACHACHING A lot of people would agree with you on that. Me personally, I hate Marilyn Monroe the most.
  6. Ladies: It's time to retire that bright red lipstick nonsense. It's not the 40s any more. Bonus Fact: lipstick is made from dead dogs.
  7. @rjbudke @seanpercival sounds good, but lets not call it a threesome. Sean, Break's office is at Wilshire and Robertson.
  8. If someone told me that I'd be working in Beverly Hills five years ago I'd probably kick them in the shins and call them a liar.
  9. @derekspringer Yes,imagine youre in a dark alley and a coked out gremlin jumps out and says you can use 1 and only 1 or he eats your balls
  10. Poll of the day: If you were only allowed to use one, which would it be Twitter or Facebook?
  11. I know this is like 5 years after the song was marginally popular but what the hell does "nuck if you buck" mean?
  12. @Jason That's 3.0? What happened to 2.0?
  13. BREAKING NEWS: Chris Brown deletes his Twitter account!!!Thank you ever so much CNN front page for informing me of this vital information!
  14. New Addition to the dumbest fucking movies I've ever seen list: "The Killing Room"
  15. Macbook pro died just two weeks in. It was replaced with the largest pc tower of all time...which also did not work.
  16. When did it become a requirement for all mens jeans to come with either an eagle or celtic cross on the ass pockets
  17. My 6 year old niece just asked me "who the fuck is baby jesus?" in response to some christmas song playing nearby
  18. @derekspringer @markjeffrey @cfinke This whole conversation is nerdsauce
  19. @redrumllewxam No I mean...more smaller dogs and less big dogs is less strain on the system and an all around more pleasant shelter.
  20. @redrumllewxam If the total num of dogs in shelters remain constant, its good if the proportions of small dogs is rising.