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Ladies: It's time to retire that bright red lipstick nonsense. It's not the 40s any more. Bonus Fact: lipstick is made from dead dogs.10:58 AM Dec 18thfrom Tweetie
If someone told me that I'd be working in Beverly Hills five years ago I'd probably kick them in the shins and call them a liar.11:21 AM Dec 17thfrom Digsby
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Brown deletes his Twitter account!!!Thank you ever so much CNN front page for informing me of this vital information!11:55 PM Dec 14thfrom Seesmic
New Addition to the dumbest fucking movies I've ever seen list: "The Killing Room"8:01 PM Dec 14thfrom Seesmic
Macbook pro died just two weeks in. It was replaced with the largest pc tower of all time...which also did not work.10:31 AM Dec 14thfrom Tweets60
When did it become a requirement for all mens jeans to come with either an eagle or celtic cross on the ass pockets11:25 AM Dec 13thfrom Tweets60
My 6 year old niece just asked me "who the fuck is baby jesus?" in response to some christmas song playing nearby2:34 PM Dec 12thfrom Tweets60