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  1. RT @martenmickos: New York Times on making money with open source: http://bit.ly/7rMd3J
  2. @elianewigzell Happy birthday! So sorry about the rest of it.
  3. Another hour point five squandered on Windows malware removal. If you know the CyberSecurity virus author, I'd like an intro.
  4. RT @cjoh: Boom! Cloudera jumps in on the hackathon fun: http://j.mp/4pZF5p (come on down!)
  5. RT @otrajman: In < 140 chars: LOAD 'sql_stmt' USING VerticaLoader; STORE 'table' USING VerticaStorer. Everything else just like Pig. (Nice!)
  6. @otrajman Pig and Vertica? Nice! Details?
  7. Realized today that I no longer have a useful mental model for how computers work. I use voodoo to fix them. A sad decline.
  8. RT @cloudera: Vertica's Omer Trajman on Hadoop + Vertica: http://bit.ly/7tTLw6 #hadoopworld
  9. Cal Bears over Stanford! It's not the Rose Bowl, but it will do. Hail to California!
  10. CBS Sports #fail: Made me install Silverlight on my Mac to listen to online content. After installation, told me I have to pay money, too.
  11. Go Bears! (@wrecks47, I'm talking to you...)
  12. @cyberposium great event -- thanks!
  13. Chad Hurley: In a few years, buying a TV w/o WiFi will be like buying a laptop w/o WiFi today. #cyberposium
  14. RT @mikeolson: Chad Hurley says YouTube gets one billion new videos a day. #cyberposium: correction: viewed, not new.
  15. Chad Hurley says YouTube gets one billion new videos a day. #cyberposium
  16. @tlipcon Nice NYTimes piece.
  17. @ravenme A false prophecy, my son. *We* are the big enterprise software company.
  18. RT @wrecks47: Save 15% on Oracle VM, Unbreakable Linux support through the Oracle Store: http://bit.ly/4z5yxt (Xmas sale? For real? ;-))
  19. Heard via @ravenme that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN just shot its first beam. World appears not to have ended. Awesome!
  20. Those Legal Seafood guys have serious tuna melt fu. Great to catch up with @ccgillett over lunch.