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  1. A fart in a kata may not be an adequate kiai replacement, but it clears the room.
  2. @BradyAllen Already did that this week! Pork, chicken, steak... Anything that cooks over fire!
  3. Bachelor weekend starts tomorrow, so after karate I picked myself up a ribeye, an ear of corn, and a potato for the grill. Booyah.
  4. @ommus @KateSherrod A friend of mine says AnyDVD software will ignore regions on DVDs. I think it's like $30.
  5. Now home watching grown men beat the hell out of each other on the DVR in hopes of dissipating my ire. Mmmmmm, bloooood...
  6. @Locnar1970 You just saw the balls, didn't you?
  7. @Locnar1970 Just wait. It gets worse.
  8. @boxwatcher Nearest. Convenient. Window. @baboruger This will be totally justifiable. No jury will convict me.
  9. Have bail money ready, I'm about to murder a secretary.
  10. @Locnar1970 Wear goggles! Remember, you need to protect those eyes and that forebrain.
  11. WordPress on the iPod touch works like a champ when I unblock it on our content filter. Gah. Too much BS to troubleshoot today.
  12. This strip is dead on for a former employer of mine: http://bit.ly/2lsLqX
  13. @BradyAllen You'll have to finish paying for it, then.
  14. Right, that's it then! BANG!
  15. HAA! I feel so needed. RT @ommus: @MikeOliveri OK, but could you first finish the novella?
  16. Just frickin' shoot me.
  17. This day would be over much faster if I just blew my brains out.
  18. The electricians are listening to Bob & Tom. May as well just listen to a laugh track. Good thing I'm headed out to our other campus.
  19. Aaaaand the WordPress iPhone app is equally made of FAIL. Seems like it can't figure out I'm on wi-fi.
  20. @TriumphCIO It can't write to the local file system no matter how many times I set its permissions to allow it, so it can't do anything.