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  1. Embarking on apt redesign tonight. Unplugged tv, computer, cable, internet, xbox and roku. Terrified I won't be able to piece them back ...
  2. Why do manufacturers still make plugs so large that they take up 2 spots on power strips? my tv plug only needs one, my router should too.
  3. @ceonyc agreed! Received an email from a company yesterday that said "do not reply. This mailbox is unattended". #wastedopportunity
  4. damn... brady is like who dat? who dat?
  5. Just had a long slow lovely dinner with Oliver and Virginia at Bianca. Need to do more of that and less bars.
  6. Dinner with t touch, jono and paul @ duane park. Happy thanksgiving indeed.
  7. Perhaps I should have said whippersnapper instead of "young 'you listen to hip hop' cd hustler"
  8. Omg. I just got called an OG by one of those young "you listen to hip hop?" cd hustlers in times sq. I feel *so old*
  9. Keifer just paused a phone convo to give my brother daps for his skillz on the wheelz of steelz (sorry for all the zzz).
  10. I derive more pleasure from a beautifully designed spreadsheet than is probably healthy.
  11. I ordered a hotdog and the man chose my condiments. Luckily he was dialed in to my saucessence.
  12. I can't remember the last time a cab asked me where I was going before letting me in. #recession
  13. In Mitchellville, MD for the Kirkland / Shakoor nuptials. This town is not ready.
  14. http://twitpic.com/mqzqs - Zappos ad in the security checkpoint bin at LGA. I can't believe it took this long.
  15. Brooklyn brooklyn take me in. Are you aware the shape I'm in?
  16. Got into cab and red red wine was on = .... my jam!
  17. Tonight... #5guys saved life.
  18. @lthadeo you know what's sadder than jacobs? TO. If I offered TO to someone who picked up Maclin off waivers this morn they'd pass.
  19. @oliver_carter my pleasure! i take it you were listening to dire straits?
  20. I thought ocho's head just came off! #bengals