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  1. My choice in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician.to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.H TRUEMAN
  2. poems# poetry# new stuff http://feelfreetofeelfree.b...
  3. A new poem 100nyears old. http://feelfreetofeelfree.b...
  4. that was seven!!
  5. even spanish angels, Ray and Willie: http://bit.ly/Xc6wE
  6. I play the harmonica, and can sing anything from opera to the blues(personal fact)
  7. this should wake you up "rubber biscuit" http://bit.ly/YpoxL
  8. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
  9. It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas
  10. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.(comfy)
  11. In Pakistan, goats are often sacrificed to improve the performance of the stock market.(maybe we should try!!)
  12. Support Atheism - Out Campaign (V2), add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/3HtdPM
  13. More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
  14. The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body.
  15. Contrary to popular belief, putting sugar in a car's gas tank will NOT ruin its engine
  16. French was the official language of England for over 600 years.
  17. When Britney Spears books into hotels she uses the name 'Allota Warmheart' so that nobody will recognize her.(until now!)
  18. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  19. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
  20. My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. JOEY BISHOP