mikeisbrill
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You know what hasn't dated well? The Crystal Maze.
4:53 AM Nov 21st
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Popped into Crouch End Waitrose on the way back. It's off the CHIZZLE in there.
4:41 AM Nov 21st
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I have had a haircut. I now look very handsome. I did before, also.
4:38 AM Nov 21st
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I am awake. Why?
12:23 AM Nov 21st
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@ Fun fact: Disaronno Amaretto is suitable for nut allergy sufferers.
10:07 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to rhodri
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I might punch a woman later, to seem attractively edgy.
5:32 AM Nov 20th
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Drunk minus 34 minutes.
5:26 AM Nov 20th
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@ Hello. I work at Front, and emailed somebody named Kaplan about potentially interviewing you. Was that the right thing to do?
5:09 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to porksmith
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@ I might get some glue in, and sniff it repeatedly.
4:34 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to Loxlee
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@ It's the goddamn way forward.
4:34 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to JonScrivens
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I asked someone who out of Wu-Tang they'd be. The reply was "Which would I like to be, or which could I be most easily?"
4:33 AM Nov 20th
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There's fuck-all people here today, so we've decided to get really drunk all afternoon.
4:19 AM Nov 20th
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@ Ace.
4:04 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to SamCarelse
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@ Crap Affaire. Opposite the George. It was surprisingly ace.
3:31 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to SamCarelse
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According to my phone I had a 19-minute conversation with the woman last night. NEWS TO ME.
3:27 AM Nov 20th
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I have eaten a crepe. How was my crepe? My crepe was delicious.
3:01 AM Nov 20th
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If the Groucho Club has a library, they should call it the Harpo.
2:19 AM Nov 20th
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Considering how late I am for work, I've just spent too long watching Goldie Lookin Chain videos on YouTube.
1:00 AM Nov 20th
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- Me, late 1983. Once again, AGE, WHAT HAST THOU DONE? I was adorable.
12:01 AM Nov 20th
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My girlfriend sold Gary Oldman some crotchless knickers yesterday. There should probably be a punchline to that.
11:50 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Mike
- Location London
- Web http://miketries....
- Bio Gentleman, journalist and foul-mouthed life enthusiast.
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