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  1. You know what hasn't dated well? The Crystal Maze.
  2. Popped into Crouch End Waitrose on the way back. It's off the CHIZZLE in there.
  3. I have had a haircut. I now look very handsome. I did before, also.
  4. I am awake. Why?
  5. @rhodri Fun fact: Disaronno Amaretto is suitable for nut allergy sufferers.
  6. I might punch a woman later, to seem attractively edgy.
  7. Drunk minus 34 minutes.
  8. @porksmith Hello. I work at Front, and emailed somebody named Kaplan about potentially interviewing you. Was that the right thing to do?
  9. @Loxlee I might get some glue in, and sniff it repeatedly.
  10. @JonScrivens It's the goddamn way forward.
  11. I asked someone who out of Wu-Tang they'd be. The reply was "Which would I like to be, or which could I be most easily?"
  12. There's fuck-all people here today, so we've decided to get really drunk all afternoon.
  13. @SamCarelse Ace.
  14. @SamCarelse Crap Affaire. Opposite the George. It was surprisingly ace.
  15. According to my phone I had a 19-minute conversation with the woman last night. NEWS TO ME.
  16. I have eaten a crepe. How was my crepe? My crepe was delicious.
  17. If the Groucho Club has a library, they should call it the Harpo.
  18. Considering how late I am for work, I've just spent too long watching Goldie Lookin Chain videos on YouTube.
  19. http://twitpic.com/q7gok - Me, late 1983. Once again, AGE, WHAT HAST THOU DONE? I was adorable.
  20. My girlfriend sold Gary Oldman some crotchless knickers yesterday. There should probably be a punchline to that.