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"Errol Morris' Fog of Warfare 2" for Xbox 360 #hotxmastoys about 13 hours ago from web
Beatles LAP-BAND® #hotxmastoys about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
Special "Wasted Potential Edition" Cabbage Patch Adults #hotxmastoys about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
The concept of rollerblades #hotxmastoys about 14 hours ago from Brizzly
Tickle Me Charles S. Dutton #hotxmastoys about 14 hours ago from Brizzly
Indefinite Detention Playset (a shoebox full of action figures that goes in the basement) #hotxmastoys about 14 hours ago from Brizzly
Furby Gaga #hotxmastoys about 14 hours ago from Brizzly
@bondfool Not to imply that Aasif Mandvi isn't-- What I mean to say is that-- Dammit, never mind. 6:08 PM Nov 24th from web
@bondfool Yes, to be fair, Aziz Ansari's nickname is "The Aasif Mandvi of Comedy." 6:06 PM Nov 24th from web
I have no money for Christmas this year. Everyone is getting a PDF of my tweets. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, PLEASE STOP CRYING! 5:27 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
@neelay23 Me and @cris2131 follow each other. We go way back. We were BFFs on Twitter before she even knew you. 5:25 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly in reply to neelay23
RT @scharpling: Here we go! Six hours of The Best Show On WFMU! Get ready! 8 PM til 2 AM! wfmu.org! 5:23 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
Why am I reading several (several!) reports on @azizansari that cite his "Daily Show" experience? Did I miss it? 7:28 AM Nov 24th from web
Quick tip: No one likes to be told they're acting "a little Special Victims Unit." 1:54 PM Nov 23rd from web
@lizypo That dog is a genius. 11:37 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to lizypo
Avett Brothers video directed by Jody Hill and starring Andy Daly: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/390r 11:35 AM Nov 23rd from web
I don't celebrate Thanksgiving because I think it's wrong to glorify genoci-- MARSHMALLOWS IN THE SWEET POTATOES, YOU SAY? 7:44 AM Nov 23rd from web
@unsupervised Oh, I do NOT like that. No sir. Nope. Not at all. Not one bit. 6:49 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to unsupervised
@TheBilbs And everyone is stretched to the limit by the final chapter, GAPING DAWN. (Sorry.) 6:09 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to TheBilbs
Saw NEW MOON, or Dracula Meets The Wolf Man Meets Mumbling Teen Girl Meets Italy For Some Reason. No Abbott and Costello (yet). 8:58 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific