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  1. Olive Garden: it's like the Godfather and TGI Fridays had a kid
  2. Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
  3. The Yankees have made the world right again. Who would have thought that a Japanese baseball player would be the man to finally avenge 9/11
  4. Enter Sandman
  5. Good luck winning in our house motherphuckers
  6. Not in our house you gheri curl having fuck. Youre not allowed to win in the Stadium if you look like Eriq La Salle in in Coming to America
  7. Now Cooley will have more time to work on his little skits
  8. To quote the great Frank Costanza...WE'RE BACK, BAY-BAY
  9. Slogging thru DC wearing the same knit Yanks hat I've worn since high school. Gotta support the team.
  10. On 95 forever. Somebody text me updates on the Yanks game
  11. Derek Jeter is more of a man than you'll ever be
  12. Somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of Pigman cries out for help
  13. Mike 7,000 - Heckler from Bumfuck, Va 0
  14. Just saw a dude in a Huey Lewis shirt. I would have thought he was wearing it to be ironic if he also wasn't wearing jean shorts
  15. My reaction to the Kanye VMA rant http://tinyurl.com/phru75 #Kanye West #Taylor Swift
  16. Gameday Hypothetical - who's the bigger punk, TO or Favre?
  17. Bout time the refs started policing these bama thugs
  18. GO TECH GO
  19. Ima give you a hundred bucks
  20. Nothing like empty calories and male curiousity, eh Georgie?