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New CONFIDENTIAL: I Got Nuthin' http://bit.ly/1s4FRE 11:05 PM Nov 3rd from twitterfeed
This Jim Carrey A CHRISTMAS CAROL ... Is that a remake of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS? Sure sounds like one. 9:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
Visited Laurel & Hardy Official Website. Now my foot's swollen, head in a cast, keyboard in molasses & wife is the wiser. http://is.gd/4Ma8K 10:00 AM Nov 3rd from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Mikellaneous http://bit.ly/4ECPGM 11:02 PM Nov 2nd from twitterfeed
We had a fight. She Halloweened as Cruella De Vil. Me? Vince from ShamWow. I buffed the spots off her puppies. 4:20 PM Nov 2nd from web
I went trick-or-treating as Vince of ShamWow! Everyone said, "Hey, it's Mike of SlamChow!" ... Ingrates. http://is.gd/4Lhoh 11:52 AM Nov 2nd from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Big Weekend http://bit.ly/4wqp6l 9:34 PM Nov 1st from twitterfeed
New CONFIDENTIAL: Meanwhile... http://bit.ly/47lx49 12:03 PM Nov 1st from twitterfeed
@BestAt @badbanana say: "November always reminds me of Homecoming dances in high school. I think it's the No part." 10:58 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to BestAt
I just ran around our house and knocked on the front door. We've got Kraft Fudgies!! Trick-or-Treat!!!!! 3:20 PM Oct 31st from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Off the Wall http://bit.ly/29064B 1:39 AM Oct 31st from twitterfeed
@michaelianblack says: "In Boston tonight. Hoping everybody screams 'Norm!' when I walk out on stage." 1:18 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to michaelianblack
New CONFIDENTIAL: 'How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son' http://bit.ly/2Douol 1:03 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
Michael Jackson ... THIS IS IT! ... Yeah. ... I'm there. ... As soon as I get my glove blocked. 11:39 AM Oct 30th from web
I have an evening planned in the company of Cruella De Vil. We have tickets to her 101 DALMATIANS musical. Note to Self: Don't wear spots. 11:41 AM Oct 29th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Lawn of the Dead http://bit.ly/3Wl7ZB 9:35 AM Oct 29th from twitterfeed
Gawking at China's massive toilet waterfall: http://is.gd/4GjIr ... C'mon, America, drink a Pepsi! Do something... 1:29 PM Oct 28th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Taste Test: Top 20 Least-Satisfying Trick-or-Treat Candies http://bit.ly/NNLiC 9:48 AM Oct 28th from twitterfeed
My tunnel vision and procrastination are out of control. What's this about a routine age 40 mammogram? 11:39 AM Oct 27th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Mike's Video Webisode: 'Things I'm Too Lazy to Go Type Up #3: In Color' http://bit.ly/4CvgzW 11:17 PM Oct 26th from twitterfeed

Name Mike Durrett
Location I Am Here, USA.
Web http://mikedurret...
Bio Big kid, husband, cat wrangler, writer: wrote/produced About.com Humor/Web Humor 1998-2009. My personal acts of heroism appear @ Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL.