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New CONFIDENTIAL: Thanksgiving Feats http://bit.ly/8E1Vdg about 2 hours ago from twitterfeed
Celebrating 20 years without a turkey. (Unless you include me.) about 14 hours ago from web
Phew. Pirates showed up unexpectedly in my bathtub! They were hostile. I met their ransom demand. I slipped into a robe. 1:45 AM Nov 25th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: I Brought a Clip http://bit.ly/7oXSNa 11:32 PM Nov 24th from twitterfeed
New CONFIDENTIAL: Big Weekend http://bit.ly/08aZjZL 12:03 PM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
Ad: "Sergio Leone’s legendary Dollars trilogy on YouTube." ... What kind of stunning cinema doofus would you have to be to watch this way? 9:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
RT @mkhammer: From the few clips I've seen of the AMAs, I'm more and more sure that never watching awards shows is an indisputably wise ... 8:47 AM Nov 23rd from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Hey, Kids, Let's Put on a Show! http://bit.ly/2nE5RY 11:04 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
Rehearsals are over on Atlanta's RADIO CITY XMAS SPECTACULAR. No one's yelled at me &The Rockettes are wearing their antlers. Life is good. 9:34 PM Nov 18th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Big Weekend http://bit.ly/1xXCgQ 1:32 AM Nov 16th from twitterfeed
Headline: "Dunkin Donuts now serves tuna." ... Um, yes, I'd like a raspberry-filled fish, Dunkaccino with scales, and a bone in my cruller. 9:02 PM Nov 14th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Main Title: 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid .. http://bit.ly/1d7GZd 6:02 PM Nov 14th from twitterfeed
New CONFIDENTIAL: Fare Thee Well, The Rockettes Need Me... http://bit.ly/DW9E8 9:32 PM Nov 12th from twitterfeed
New CONFIDENTIAL: Off the Wall http://bit.ly/islNc 1:34 PM Nov 12th from twitterfeed
@gordonshumway sez "Unless U R a particularly destructive gopher, there's no reason you should have the CADDYSHACK theme as your ringtone." 1:23 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to gordonshumway
I come to you today with an apology. For decades, I have confused the epiglottis with the uvula. Alas, I learn. My life is now blemished. 9:05 AM Nov 11th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Mikellaneous http://bit.ly/4ylp5f 8:03 AM Nov 11th from twitterfeed
@NuttyNewswire reports: "School bans word: 'meep.'" ... Theyep haveep gotep toep beep kiddingep meep. http://bit.ly/2RVVod 11:09 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to NuttyNewswire
On TV: BACK FROM ETERNITY. Great movie. At least, it didn't leave me dangling like UVULA FROM ETERNITY. 8:37 AM Nov 10th from web
New CONFIDENTIAL: Thoughts During 'The 101 Dalmatians Musical' - We wuz dognapped. http://is.gd/4RwEC 11:49 PM Nov 9th from web

Name Mike Durrett
Location I Am Here, USA.
Web http://mikedurret...
Bio Big kid, husband, cat wrangler, writer: wrote/produced About.com Humor/Web Humor 1998-2009. My personal acts of heroism appear @ Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL.