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  1. @FuzzMartin I meant "mofo" in the positive, Samuel L. Jackson sense. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to FuzzMartin
  2. @gunfighter1 I prefer that spelling too. You'd be surprised how many people spell it "hoe" in the trending topics though. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to gunfighter1
  3. @urbanbohemian That's what Mrs. Claus said. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to urbanbohemian
  4. So in the country, a ho is a "hoe." RT @gunfighter1 A hoe is a garden or farm tool about 17 hours ago from web
  5. @jilliancyork That's a funny twitter. Not sure how I never heard of it before. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to jilliancyork
  6. @urbanbohemian Santa ho-ho-ho's in the sack? about 17 hours ago from web in reply to urbanbohemian
  7. @motownmutt Pimping. I haven't gardened for years, if ever. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to motownmutt
  8. @cathy_dodge You just upped my street cred by 2 points, yo. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to cathy_dodge
  9. @gillie That totally made me think of Fonzie. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to gillie
  10. Funny mofo. @FuzzMartin Hoes (garden tools), hos (promiscuous women), ho's (belonging to a man of Chinese descent) about 18 hours ago from web
  11. Hoes, hos or ho's? about 18 hours ago from web
  12. Random Urban Cowboy references, priceless. 9:23 PM Jan 6th from web
  13. No offense to all the ex-felon rodeo cowboys out there, but you can't trust those guys. Especially the ones with tattoos. 9:18 PM Jan 6th from web
  14. @ofallpieces Not usually although I had on the gloves and 180s for the ears. 9:17 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to ofallpieces
  15. @couponprincess I think my mistake was mixing the vodka with food. It threw off my metabolism and such. 9:16 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to couponprincess
  16. Sushi, good. Vodka martinis on special, even better. Freezing cold, oh well. 9:11 PM Jan 6th from web
  17. @niteowlgirl72 First round's on me then. ;) 5:45 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to niteowlgirl72
  18. @DCdebbie That sounds vaguely illegal. And, uh, possibly. 5:36 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to DCdebbie
  19. Any more than two balls is showing off. RT @warley Anyone with a lady friend to shave ones back has balls to spare. 5:27 PM Jan 6th from web
  20. Heading out for sushi and martinis, oh my. 5:26 PM Jan 6th from web