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  1. Now that it's the future, birthdays guarantee one thing: a shit ton of birthday spam from all those online sites you trusted with your info. 11 minutes ago from Birdfeed
  2. Well, I blew it. Left 15 minutes too late and missed the check-in cutoff for my flight. Good news: $100 upgrade to 1st class on new flight. about 1 hour ago from Birdfeed
  3. Being 30 feels a lot like being drunk, overly stuffed, and anxious about having to wake up early for a flight. about 9 hours ago from Birdfeed
  4. Some post-feast espresso courtesy of our gracious host @kpimmel: http://flic.kr/p/7izjmR about 14 hours ago from Birdfeed
  5. Gah. Tricked once again. These are definitely yams, not sweet potatoes. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. Switching to my guiltiest of pleasures -- The Matrix -- as my ambient noise. You can make fun of me later. I'm busy right now. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
  7. Gonna have Patton Oswalt keep me company while I attempt to keep the apartment from catching fire for the next hour. about 18 hours ago from Brizzly
  8. @daniellegee no that's not it. I was getting it mixed up with going to the homecoming dance. about 19 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to daniellegee
  9. My favorite part about packing for a trip is opening all the presents under the tree!! Wait. Shit. Wrong occasion. about 19 hours ago from Birdfeed
  10. @erisdelphi I'm gonna eat the hell out of that bird. Looks gorgeous! about 19 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to erisdelphi
  11. @woolypixel I LOVE pickled beets! about 19 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to woolypixel
  12. There is so much gold on @27bslash6's site. "The ducks in the bathroom are not mine.": http://bit.ly/6q2iGX about 19 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. @woolypixel And for that, now I proceed to drink ALL your vodka. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! about 19 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to woolypixel
  14. What is it about Thxgiving that makes me want to sit around, drink beer, and watch hours upon hours of no-limit hold 'em? Where my ESPN at?! about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  15. Turning 30 tomorrow, AS USUALLY. about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  16. Keeping it lite with a salad for lunch so I can be the big winner at Tummy Pummel 2009 later tonight. about 20 hours ago from Birdfeed
  17. BLAMMO! All done with work for today. Now I get to clean, rearrange, throw away, pack, cook, eat, drink, and play Rock Band. And maybe draw. about 22 hours ago from Brizzly
  18. Looking for the "Go Fuck Yourself" button on the Adobe Updater alert window... about 23 hours ago from Brizzly
  19. Happy Thanksgiving, fat asses. about 23 hours ago from Brizzly
  20. This video definitely has its moments: http://bit.ly/78r7sf 10:42 PM Nov 25th from Brizzly