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  1. If you waited until today to shop the you'll have to deal with my playlist of Christmas shoppin' tunes by cats, dogs, pigs and farts.
  2. I'm glad I the mall made me open at 7am. All the stores open except, hey, the actual mall. Open the doors, turn on the damn lights!
  3. TEN.
  4. Two.
  5. One.
  6. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
  7. Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
  8. Oh, a police barricade of my street. How festive!
  9. @carolannstfu I was. Now I'm tipsy.
  10. My grumpy ass is going to be visited by 3 spirits tonight. The first was Bombay Sapphire.
  11. Dirty martinis and filthy Bastardis. Having a fun night.
  12. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Don't try to put up a fight, I'm gonna rape your face tonight".
  13. My cynical post about a musical CAT IN THE BRAIN aside, I do think w/ the right composer SUSPIRIA could be an awesome opera or ballet.
  14. I'll see your NINE and raise you one musical version of CAT IN THE BRAIN. Who's collaborating with me on this one?
  15. @BrianWCollins they're as bad at history as they are at science!
  16. @TheJoeLynch I loved that one, but I also really love the Food Network.
  17. The decade can be divided into 2 distinct periods. B.T.P (Before Tight Pants/the baggy era) and T.P. Discuss.
  18. @BrianWCollins dude, I cannot believe it beat out TURK 182! and THE WATERDANCE.
  19. Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout I'm tellin' why: Santa Claus is gonna rape ya face. He sees you when you're sleepin'...
  20. Snuggie: The last time you make fun of it is the first time you use it. <- Snuggie Marketing dept, feel free to use that one.