mikecicons
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If you waited until today to shop the you'll have to deal with my playlist of Christmas shoppin' tunes by cats, dogs, pigs and farts.
about 4 hours ago
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I'm glad I the mall made me open at 7am. All the stores open except, hey, the actual mall. Open the doors, turn on the damn lights!
about 4 hours ago
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TEN.
about 10 hours ago
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Two.
about 10 hours ago
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One.
about 10 hours ago
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I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
about 10 hours ago
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Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
about 10 hours ago
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Oh, a police barricade of my street. How festive!
about 11 hours ago
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@ I was. Now I'm tipsy.
about 14 hours ago
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My grumpy ass is going to be visited by 3 spirits tonight. The first was Bombay Sapphire.
about 14 hours ago
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Dirty martinis and filthy Bastardis. Having a fun night.
about 14 hours ago
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Don't try to put up a fight, I'm gonna rape your face tonight".
about 18 hours ago
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My cynical post about a musical CAT IN THE BRAIN aside, I do think w/ the right composer SUSPIRIA could be an awesome opera or ballet.
about 21 hours ago
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I'll see your NINE and raise you one musical version of CAT IN THE BRAIN. Who's collaborating with me on this one?
about 24 hours ago
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@ they're as bad at history as they are at science!
about 24 hours ago
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in reply to BrianWCollins
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@ I loved that one, but I also really love the Food Network.
about 24 hours ago
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in reply to TheJoeLynch
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The decade can be divided into 2 distinct periods. B.T.P (Before Tight Pants/the baggy era) and T.P. Discuss.
8:29 AM Dec 23rd
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@ dude, I cannot believe it beat out TURK 182! and THE WATERDANCE.
7:21 PM Dec 22nd
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in reply to BrianWCollins
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Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout I'm tellin' why: Santa Claus is gonna rape ya face. He sees you when you're sleepin'...
4:15 PM Dec 22nd
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Snuggie: The last time you make fun of it is the first time you use it. <- Snuggie Marketing dept, feel free to use that one.
2:16 PM Dec 22nd
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