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  1. Sara Palin is the Paris Hilton of Politics.: Can a sex tape be far behind? Watching the thousands of peop... http://bit.ly/8Ai6f7
  2. nightmare on ninth street! city taking down GINORMOUS tree, blocking movers from moving me in. @$150/hr. A new brand of hell is born.
  3. OMG! the foreman of crew moving me is so hot the wilted flowers stood at attention when he walked by!
  4. Did Your Balls Just Move Without You Telling Them To?: So one day you’re staring at your balls after sex (and rea... http://bit.ly/2BaxKL
  5. She Wants Him To Use Condoms. He Wants Her On The Pill. Who Wins?: Who’s Responsible for Contraception–the ma... http://bit.ly/xLrta
  6. How To Harmonize Yourself in a Michael Jackson Medley.: In his “Biology of Technology” blog, my friend Rick Howi... http://bit.ly/i2PSs
  7. I lust after the guy across the street. Friend says: "Peeping Tom!" I say, "Neighborhood Watch!"
  8. Is It A Good Idea To Microwave a Dildo?: This hilarious video from two straight guys (”Great Balls of Fi... http://bit.ly/27cWax
  9. Is It A Good Idea To Microwave a Dildo?: This hilarious video from two straight guys (”Great Balls of Fi... http://bit.ly/145Ep4
  10. Male Fraud: The True Story of a Guy Who Had Sex With a Tranny and Didn’t Know It.: Guest Blogger Kelly Kreth on... http://bit.ly/4fDVZ7
  11. Why Are Some People Grateful They Got Infected With HIV?: If I hear one more HIV+ man tell me he’s “grateful”... http://bit.ly/ABzcm
  12. Unbelievable Video of Carrie Prejean Dissin’ Larry King.: I can honestly say I’ve never seen such a STUPID BITCH... http://bit.ly/31oOZ8
  13. How Sex Explains “Marketing.”: Being a sex columnist and a former marketing executive, I just love this hilariou... http://bit.ly/3rZehp
  14. Dating in the Age of Spanx:    ‘Suck it in’ isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds… A while ago when Tina ... http://bit.ly/2DRg31
  15. Don’t Put a Smiley Button on Something that Sucks.: I’m in the middle of reading the best “No Help” (as oppo... http://bit.ly/2sIFEB
  16. Metropolitan Home shuts down! A friend just submitted a 3,000 word story and the editor writes: Good work but we've gone out of business.
  17. at dinner with straight friends. they agreed they've had everything butt sex.
  18. Okay, I'm a Mac fanatic--totally drank Apple's Kool-aid. But I'm sorry, a PC is a gray box. A Mac is a way of life.
  19. The Government Lawyer Who Fired His Transgendered Employee Had a Point.: The new Glenn Morrison: Vandy Beth Glenn ... http://bit.ly/2Fxt6y
  20. My poor dog is so woozy from his surgery's anasthesia, he crouched to poop and almost toppled onto his load!