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  1. How Sex Explains “Marketing.”: Being a sex columnist and a former marketing executive, I just love this hilariou... http://bit.ly/3rZehp
  2. Dating in the Age of Spanx:    ‘Suck it in’ isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds… A while ago when Tina ... http://bit.ly/2DRg31
  3. Don’t Put a Smiley Button on Something that Sucks.: I’m in the middle of reading the best “No Help” (as oppo... http://bit.ly/2sIFEB
  4. Metropolitan Home shuts down! A friend just submitted a 3,000 word story and the editor writes: Good work but we've gone out of business.
  5. at dinner with straight friends. they agreed they've had everything butt sex.
  6. Okay, I'm a Mac fanatic--totally drank Apple's Kool-aid. But I'm sorry, a PC is a gray box. A Mac is a way of life.
  7. The Government Lawyer Who Fired His Transgendered Employee Had a Point.: The new Glenn Morrison: Vandy Beth Glenn ... http://bit.ly/2Fxt6y
  8. My poor dog is so woozy from his surgery's anasthesia, he crouched to poop and almost toppled onto his load!
  9. Why describing how much space you need in a relationship is like describing your own genitalia.: I grew up during th... http://bit.ly/2AjrRB
  10. I did my civic duty and voted for Barbie to be the next mayor of Atlanta.
  11. What Thomas Jefferson would think of Maine voting on other people’s rights.: There is only one thing worse than v... http://bit.ly/24MHZV
  12. NEW RULE: u can't be hot as lava and make out with a girl in the gay pride parade. EVER!
  13. Besides, if a sunny day on gay pride after a week of rain doesn't prove God Loves The Gays, what does?
  14. How did that idiot Christian fundamentalist get a mike louder than the music at gay pride ground zero? Somebody SHUT HIM UP!
  15. Can you be too gay online?: What if you’re too effeminate or too Goth and you know most guys aren’t into that? ... http://bit.ly/3NgAlh
  16. Cop will not wear uniform to Atlanta Gay Pride Parade.: From Sovo.com Officer Dani Lee Harris, LGBT liaison for the... http://bit.ly/3YQhtO
  17. Atlanta Pride Committee Throws Eagle Raid Victims Under the Bus.: Pride Goeth Before The Fall With it’s insisten... http://bit.ly/1nuJkv
  18. “We Really Move Our Tail For You!” New Blog Skewers Flight Attendants & Airlines with Lush 60’s & 70’s phot... http://bit.ly/1RGbNt
  19. We can't figure out where to eat on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Why doesn't Apple make a Brunch App?
  20. Hilarious video of a real cat fight–as imagined by the writers of Desperate Housewives: I’m not a big cat fan bu... http://bit.ly/2iizpn