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  1. On 4th July wknd, let's ponder our rich cultural heritage w/ a philosophical Q: Which came first--the chicken mcnugget or the egg mcmuffin?
  2. Best song of the year: John Legend's Green Light. Soaring arrangement with a HILARIOUS riff by Andre 3000 http://snipurl.com/lw1jj
  3. To all my British friends this 4th of July weekend: we'd still be yours if ya'll hadn't been so greedy.
  4. Sara Palin resigns as Governor of Alaska: Alaska prepares for its first Bimbo Eruption. Sarah Palin, who̵.. http://tinyurl.com/loryto
  5. Why men relate to Governor Sanford.: And Elliot Spitzer,  John Edwards and Bill Clinton. We can’t understa.. http://tinyurl.com/mxdohz
  6. As Long As It Looks Like I’m Packing A Big One: Once again I find myself spending hours of valuable “rese.. http://tinyurl.com/necxgd
  7. For Gay Men: The one sentence secret to getting a relationship.: Boyfriends don’t bring happiness; happiness br.. http://tinyurl.com/lydrjt
  8. Why you’re seeing more penis enlargement ads on TV.:   It’s not because they work (please, let’s not go t.. http://tinyurl.com/qend73
  9. Why Guys Lie.: When it comes to love and sex, guys have so many problems with the truth they should have busines.. http://tinyurl.com/n5b3n5
  10. “You can’t love someone until you love yourself.” Bullshit.: If I waited until I truly loved myself I’d st.. http://tinyurl.com/kn3mp9
  11. Women are ruining sex for gay guys.: Ladies, if you want to torture straight men with your “No nookie wi.. http://tinyurl.com/nxzjgq
  12. Wide-On Of The Week: Shemar Moore: Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and a.. http://tinyurl.com/ntjt8e
  13. Dating: It’s better than taking a wallet out and showing people a picture of your hand.: Tony Thompson on the .. http://tinyurl.com/mw23s3
  14. How to use breasts to get what you want.: A video only the French could produce. I didn’t know whether to.. http://tinyurl.com/lsyr8l
  15. I erased my wrinkles with a Taser Gun.: Today was number five in the series of six Fraxel treatments in my miss.. http://tinyurl.com/mrltzl
  16. Top Ten Geek Pickup Lines: The world was a-twittering with pickup lines geek-style. I’ve dug through them al.. http://tinyurl.com/ ...
  17. That other thing guys like to do when they’re naked…: http://tinyurl.com/mw3ggh
  18. Date upwards and put the ass back in passion. Only 5 spots left in our Attract Hotter GAY Guys Workshop. http://snipurl.com/kb2vk
  19. et tu, Perez?: Perez Hilton throws Dustin Lance Black under the bus. The gay rights movement has always been .. http://tinyurl.com/klx2al
  20. Pictures, photos, pics, images of Dustin Lance Black: http://tinyurl.com/mtybzp