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  1. Congratulations to Cowboy fan @gruber, the worst Philadelphian EVER.
  2. @davidcairns Enjoyed meeting you as well, but that was the WORST gay bar EVER.
  3. @om To take a screengrab on your iPhone hold down the button on top for 3 seconds.
  4. Hey lazyweb, Any idea why iMovie can't see video files made with a Canon 5D mark 2? (I'm asking for @tlong.)
  5. The Boy sings Freddie Mercury. http://flic.kr/p/7e1Kvm
  6. From here on out all my tweets will be "lovingly made", cause you motherfuckers seem to eat that shit up.
  7. Henry: I like list books too. @Hodgman: What's your favorite, besides mine, of course. Henry: Your other one. http://flic.kr/p/7dVYpa
  8. @AmyJane I'd feel weird drying myself off with something that had @gruber's face on it.
  9. .@Yael_80 That is the SECOND dumbest thing I've heard today. And that's only because I'm saving the #1 slot for your reply.
  10. .@yaelbt You know who else had literature denouncing a whole race of people? Hitler. Go spread your hate elsewhere.
  11. .@yaelbt Way to HATE CRIME an entire religion. You date much?
  12. First sighting of El Vética in the wild comes from our pal @beaucolburn. http://bit.ly/2kuA88 Get your own: http://bit.ly/4yd0Z7
  13. .@doubleoh0 Do you think it's a tenant of Muslim faith?
  14. Frankly, Anderson, I'm a little concerned about the large Christian population in THIS country. Back to you, Wolf.
  15. Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian? Yeah, me neither.
  16. @gruber UNFOLLOW!
  17. @gruber SO HELP ME GOD I WILL GET YOUR WIFE TO BEAT YOU TO A PULPY BLOODY STUMP.
  18. If I were in NY tonight I'd totally be going to the Lubalin Now show that my buddy @essl put together.
  19. I would LOVE to, @TastyBakingCo, but I moved to SF and they don't have them here. Whoa is me, amirite?!?
  20. @AmyJane Should I call him right now and do the gym whistle thing?