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  1. Hi @gavinnewsom. Greetings from SF! Hope you are enjoying India. They are stabbing people on MUNI. http://bit.ly/4No8UO Wish you were here.
  2. My Christmas gift to you. http://flic.kr/p/7jE2gm
  3. I AM SUCH A WHORE: Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  4. Boy: "I need some help with my math homework." Me: "Let's see it." Boy: "Ummmm, I'd rather wait for Erika to get home."
  5. @scottmkraft C'mon. You've seen how I dress. Of course it does.
  6. @scottmkraft Yes, every drawing sold comes with a mule nog invite!
  7. Hey art lovers! Want some original art? Most of these are still available. http://bit.ly/87YHYn Email monteiro at gmail dot com to haggle.
  8. She: "What's your social security number?" Me: "666" She: "Really?"
  9. The Aztecs also predicted the end of "Ojos Marrones" http://bit.ly/35DV3m
  10. If you've ever wanted an Angry Squid hoodie get it now. We cease production this month. (Some child labor BULLshit.) http://bit.ly/7pUyMh
  11. Welcome CyberMonday shoppers! Why not buy the family some nice (i.e. CHEAP) art this Christmas. It's what they crave. http://bit.ly/lMzB7
  12. Tomorrow is apparently a Coudaliday. http://flic.kr/p/7juGMM
  13. Happy Birthday to @dakotasmith; my favorite hippie.
  14. Things that happen while Gavin is still mayor: Crazy person RIPS WOMAN'S TEETH OUT ON MUNI!! http://bit.ly/4NZn6b
  15. El Vética featured in the world's #1 mommyblogging gift guide! Thanks, secret boyfriend @blurb and lady @dooce. http://bit.ly/6rpZhq
  16. Ebert on Fantastic Mr. Fox: "Children will find things they don't understand, and things that scare them. Excellent." http://bit.ly/7cNT0o
  17. Just saw Fantastic Mr. Fox. When did Wes Anderson switch to Helvetica?!?
  18. Thanks for the great Zappa advice everyone. He ended up getting Wolfmother. I got a DNA test.
  19. The Boy just asked me to recommend a good Frank Zappa album. 1. Is he a hippie? 2. Please recommend.
  20. Done with crowds and people and trying to be "social" for the weekend. Logging into Google Wave for some ME time.