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  1. F-22 scored on eBay! I just won every client meeting I have to show up at.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Hey lazyweb, can we put this to music? Best entry gets a Jackson 4 t-shirt. http://bit.ly/17wTDYabout 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I'm currently standing on @arrington's lawn taking a piss. #lameclaimtofameabout 13 hours ago from web
  4. Give 1000 monkeys a conveyor belt of random data and an email account to randomly fling it at and you can build your very own Google Alerts!about 13 hours ago from web
  5. We choose to go to the moon because one of the engineers already built a widget that goes there over the weekend.8:21 PM Jul 20th from web
  6. @PBones We need to get that in front of Shaq! How 'bout we tape it to the back of Kobe's head?7:04 PM Jul 20th from web in reply to PBones
  7. Happy Anniversary to the wonderful Mr @moltz and @mrsmoltz. May you have many many more wonderful years together.6:26 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  8. All I REALLY wanted today was a birthday greeting from @the_real_shaq. Sigh.3:27 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  9. One the edge of my seat waiting for www.kottke.org/dash-first-post to start up. @dash pushes the 'publish' button at 6:03 EST. Riveting!2:51 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  10. If you click on ONE thing today, please make it this: http://bit.ly/RTw9t2:46 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  11. [THIS IS GOOD!]: Happy Birthday @Mike_FTW. A nice donation was made in your name to http://tr.im/tefv from @Lorisays (via @SmallCanBeBig)2:32 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  12. I have vague memories of watching the Eagle land, while eating birthday cake, and Dad sobbing in the corner.1:25 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  13. OMG! LOVE the energy here: "@Mike_FTW I hate you even more than I hate Photoshop http://bit.ly/r9Jub" (via @kennethn)1:03 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  14. As always @bcompton hit the perfect combination of 'right' and 'wrong'. http://bit.ly/pOodU1:00 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  15. Everyone loves a UI joke, amirite?: "Hey @Mike_FTW, you know what? Even Flickr hates you. http://flic.kr/p/6Gs1S2" (via @sippey)12:58 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  16. The latest addition to the Put @gruber To Work Pool is just DELIGHTFUL! http://bit.ly/12VXwP12:36 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  17. My friends made me a thing that you can add to: http://bit.ly/vg5po12:12 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  18. I have excellent friends. No one's ever been hated better. http://bit.ly/zfDFY12:10 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  19. Yes, it is my birthday. And I would like you all to post pictures of yourselves holding up "I hate Mike Monteiro" signs. Creativity counts.10:58 AM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  20. In case you missed it yesterday; my post on why @arrington is a dick has been getting a positive response. http://bit.ly/WLXN310:32 AM Jul 20th from Tweetie
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