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  1. 'I want your ugly / I want your disease / I want your everything / As long as it’s free' ~ Lady Gaga. A bad romance? Uh, nope.
  2. "Mmmm, eggnog," exclaimed Mr Eggbert Noggles, joyously!
  3. "If you invert an inverted number, does it become 'reverted', or a 'reversed inverse'?," inquired high schooler Lulu Shushu, inadvertently.
  4. RT @hartfordcourant: PICTURES from the 50-car pileup in Shelton this weekend. http://bit.ly/4p11sC
  5. @spazquest yo dude, sadly i have a bunch of those, also, from ms-dos thru windows3, but have little hope of ever seeing what's on them again
  6. RT @shawnz: "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." ~ John Barrymore
  7. found 2 boxes of floppy disks from 90's created w/windows95. trying to back them up with a USB floppy drive on MacOSX. this is very painful.
  8. RT @grantstavely: Many of my passwords have backspaces in them.
  9. Had a flashback/dream of walking from the Russellville Arkansas truckstop I-40 exit#84, to the ryan's steakhouse buffet #YearnFromYesteryear
  10. But if you wait until it's winter, It will be no good 'Cause that wind sure can blow way out there. #NeilYoungIanTyson
  11. If I get there before the snow flies, And if things are going good, You could meet me if I send you down the fare... #IanTysonNeilYoung
  12. "These streets will make you feel brand new, The lights will inspire you," sang Jay-Z in an Empire State Of Mind. "Amen!," said Alica's Keys
  13. just had to reach into the fish tank to amp up the water heater on this chilly dec night #ArmAndHandDisinfectant #GratefulFinClubOfAmerica
  14. RT @c_peterson: According to http://thefuckingweather.com, it's fucking cold out.
  15. Departing downtown Memphis; "Should we use the new bridge, or the old one, to get past the Mississippi (via Arkansas)," sang Mr Sun Studio?
  16. "Overly-influenced by Lady GaGa, we have decided to change our names to 'Manfred MaMa'," sang the influential A La, La-la-la's, in 3/4 time.
  17. "This event ends soon!" ...Um, this tagline -- heard mostly on t.v. ads -- neither motivates me nor lights any kind of fire beneath my butt.
  18. "You must learn to awaken your empathetic abilities within," stated the lackadaisical analyst, Dr. Apathetica Indifferenceous, languidly.
  19. @spazquest Drat! I suspected that (more seasoned), but glossed over the obvious. Thanks Eric, that virtual right-hook to the kisser. #Comedy
  20. @illusiocreative what? my atttempt at comedy, or the fact that they wouldn't want a gruff burly guy anywhere near the cosmetics counter? :-)