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Having some sweet AHA!! moments with @typekit. This is gonna be fun.about 5 hours ago from web
RT @arrington I should look up this Cronkite guy everyone's talking about.about 6 hours ago from web
Now that we've lost Walter Cronkite; isn't it time we correct the wrong we did to Dan Rather before we lose him too?about 17 hours ago from web
Hey, look I'm in Brizzly and there's a ton of cocaine to play with with.about 19 hours ago from Brizzly
Currently in negotiations with God to trade Cronkite for Arrington. Stay tuned.about 20 hours ago from web
RIP Walter Cronkiteabout 20 hours ago from web
RT @arrington What a week! TGIF! Gonna do some grillin', knock down some brewskis and pump about 5 gallons of TechJuice into the RealDoll.about 21 hours ago from web
I love that they had to decide between vagisil foot pump, hooker or anal bleaching and went with hooker. http://bit.ly/t4WYqabout 22 hours ago from web
That's weird. Up 'til now I thought Silicon Alley Insider was a butt plug manufacturer. http://bit.ly/t4WYqabout 22 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @arrington penis pump EPIC FAIL.about 23 hours ago from Birdhouse
RT @arrington More than a little irritated Walgreen's no longer carries Vagisil in a footpump.9:52 AM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
@bcompton Did you tell them you have a huge cock? I'm sure Google will.9:04 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to bcompton
@whitehouse My lawyer will be in touch.8:58 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to whitehouse
RT @arrington Incredibly annoyed the service already booked Palomino for tonight. I've told them over and over she's my Friday regular.8:26 AM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
RT @breakingnews Pope Benedict undergoing operation on fractured wrist. (I noticed his salutes were a little more fey than heil lately.)6:22 AM Jul 17th from web
@AndrewCrow I think you meant to say Wife Premium. Dude, I do NOT want you on my couch tonight.5:50 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to AndrewCrow
Hey Lazyweb: CAN I AFFORD THIS iPhone app that connects to my financial data, takes photo of object and tells me "YES" or "NO". Go make.5:46 PM Jul 16th from web
Just saw my first fauxhawk combover. On a guy flipping through a gay porn slideshow on his iPod. The future is not what I want it to be.4:59 PM Jul 16th from web
@laughingsquid OMG. Want!4:20 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to laughingsquid
@heathr Lesbians can't get pregnant, silly.2:47 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to heathr