mihow
Just saw a hobo (yes, they came back) take a dump, wipe his ass with newspaper, smell the newspaper, get offended, & toss it on the ground.
| mihow I hate when you forget you had asparagus and for a second you're like, dude, oh my god?! I hate that. |
|
| mihow Just realized after 34 years that I can rinse ice cubes whenever they jump ship and hit the floor. |
|
| mihow @Chair ha! Well, I meant that it's been there for a long time. Why hadn't anyone gone into the shed to check what the smell was, you know? |
|
| mihow Disturbed they found a badly decomposed body at McCarren Park pool. Every smell I complained about haunts me now. (Wonder: was it the hobo?) |
|
| mihow Someday my son will say, "Mom, I can't believe we had a view of Manhattan from our apartment!" And I'll realize I took it for granted. |
|
| mihow Murray just walked by carrying a bag full of agar agar flakes. I'm assuming that means he's reached his teenage years and is now vegan. |
|
| mihow Wow, not only am I a terrible person, but my grammar is fer shit. |
|
| mihow @blurb are at BlogHer? |
|
| mihow Every year around this time the waterbugs come out in huge armies all over Brooklyn. It's apocalyptic. |
|
| mihow I'm almost deaf. Can't get water in ears. Several operations. A scar runs along the rear of my left ear. Very hard to buy headphones for. :[ |
|
| mihow Yesterday, I watched younger hobo select piece of cardboard to wipe with. Sanitation came today & cleaned the hobo nest for the third time. |
|
| mihow I can't use the headphones inserted into the ears. They fall out of mine. Plus, the little hearing I do still have left, I'd like to keep! |
|
| mihow Runners: Help again? I need new headphones. Ones that sound great, but don't fall out when you run. DM me? Email? Help? Sorry to bug. |
|
| mihow iCal reminded me that today we move into our NEW HOME! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH hahahahahhahahhhahah HAHHAHAHAH hahahahhahahahahha ha ha ha. |
|
| mihow Emory fell asleep in his crib by himself with me near him but not touching him. It took 1.5 hours. Progress, my friends. Such progress. |
|
| mihow Serious question (esp for those w/ freakishly small heads) I need a headband to wear for running. One that doesn't fall out. DM me w/ideas? |
|
| mihow This week's New Yorker: Collector's Item? Or just another piece of trash you'll move from one place to another forever? |
|
| mihow This should explain my day: http://www.flickr.com/photo... |
|
| mihow OK, so, I am only now getting replies regarding my teething baby. Motrin? Advil? Tylenol? Humphrey's? Booze for mom AND baby? Washcloth? eh? |
|