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  1. exhaustion.....they name is me! 10:02 AM Nov 2nd from web
  2. So, I've decided on my two Halloween outfits. I just need to buy some stuff ;) 6:51 AM Oct 28th from web
  3. Good Morning, twitterland. I will have no smart ass comments until I have coffee :) 4:49 AM Oct 27th from web
  4. Mad Men, Desperate Housewives, Sanctuary, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy...it was a good night of TV!!! 6:33 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  5. The Big Hardee makes me want to be a vegan 2:28 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  6. The work day is DONE! I am quite happy to have a Monday night to myself for the first time in a month or so! #fb 12:05 PM Oct 26th from web
  7. I'm thinking hearing someone advertise "Drag Me to Hell" on NPR is one of the funnier things I've heard today #fb 8:59 AM Oct 26th from web
  8. I will become better about Tweeting.I will become better about Tweeting.I will become better about Tweeting.I will become better about... 7:26 AM Oct 26th from web
  9. Gym.....ugh 3:15 AM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  10. I may actually start blogging again ;) 7:57 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  11. The first Jack in the Box in Indiana might be just down the street from me. I'm not a big fast foodie, but downtown rarely gets new stuff! 10:15 AM Aug 21st from web
  12. I should really tweet more. Between Facecbook and Blogging, I think I've reported all the inane details :-) 7:24 AM Aug 21st from web
  13. Damn the rain, but oh well, first cocktail at noon! 10:07 AM Aug 1st from Tweetie
  14. Just like Email and Facebook, there should be a breathalyzer for Twitter :-D 8:23 AM Jul 5th from web
  15. Rachel Yoder wants to top Lawrence Welk 7:54 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  16. Cadillac Barbie lived pubes 7:11 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  17. I respect Michael Jackson's legacy, but seriously, can we let the story trail off for a little while? 3:59 PM Jul 2nd from web
  18. First Karl Malden, then Miss Slocombe, I'm putting together a petition to cyogenically freeze Betty White. Who's with me? 4:03 PM Jul 1st from web
  19. Once AGAIN a Republican has shown how sacred the vows between one man and one woman are...by all means, preserve that, douchebag! 12:27 PM Jun 24th from web
  20. Gov. Sanford, you are an idiot of John Edwards proportions. DUMB ASS! 12:09 PM Jun 24th from web
  • Name Nicholas Murphy
  • Location Indianapolis, Indiana
  • Bio Yes, I'm a smart ass, but I'm also interested in many different things. I'm also on the Board of Directors of IndyPride, Inc.
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