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  1. I would Tweet the messages in my Dove Promises wrappers but I fear you would tire of hearing The breath of Autumn is a whisper to the soul. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Dear Toyota, stop trying to get me to trade for a new model. My '05 Corolla will have one unbeatable feature as of May 2010: PAID OFF. about 4 hours ago from web
  3. Up early this morning, which will hopefully break the going-to-bed-at-2-am habit I've been indulging lately. about 7 hours ago from web
  4. @chefswidow : I always liked my Adidas running shoes. Good luck finding something! about 7 hours ago from web
  5. Had a dream last night that I was being forced into an arranged marriage. My dress was made of pita bread. I complained & was handed hummus. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @BridgetCallahan : I like the part that's, oh good thing this happened or the babies would have died. The mom's like...yeah, good thing. about 16 hours ago from web
  7. So if you use Tweetdeck for 2 accounts, does your regular Twitter page become a Frankentwitter of both accounts? Because things are weird. 10:52 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. @BridgetCallahan : The part I can't get over is EIGHT BABY SHARKS. 9:13 AM Nov 11th from web
  9. Sometimes I tell myself a story & it's boring so I say "good story" to myself all sarcastic. I don't talk in crowds much, for this reason. 10:18 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. @BridgetCallahan : Do you have like an exploding shark army? 9:57 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. @BridgetCallahan : No, it's more like wetsuit for a beer bottle? And I zipped my finger into it on vacation and it finallllyyyy healed. 9:56 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. Telling people I hurt my finger while zipping up a beer coozy (sp?) has prompted some very intense reactions in people for some reason. 9:28 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. Pretty sure Heidi & Spencer should throw themselves off a bridge. Into a volcano. Full of sharks. Exploding sharks. 8:51 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. Super sad re: the '96 Meursault I got at a bargain that turned out to be skunked. Thankfully I have this Beaujolais-Villages to comfort me. 6:58 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. My parents are taking us to dinner tomorrow night & trust, I am going to chow down, tie on the feedbag, put on a clinic. I'm hungry already. 4:29 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. Made the waffles...belgian with a touch of cinnamon, lemon zest and lemon juice with Ohio maple syrup. SOFA KING GOOD. 8:43 AM Nov 10th from web
  17. Ugghhh stop trying. JUST STOP TRYING. It's embarrassing. 10:15 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. Sigh. Again. I don't understand Tweetdeck. 9:57 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. Test.... 9:55 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  20. @KatyComeTrue : It almost seems as if you should report that, but I don't know how or to whom. Let's assume there was a stock-up sale. 6:07 PM Nov 9th from web