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  1. Just had a hetero female smack my ass while her entire table told me it looked really good. What a night
  2. Arrested development is on tv. SCORE!
  3. @absea dont you just love quality time with the family around the holidays? Ha ha
  4. Reviewing your own tfln always causes laughter.
  5. totally ready for some retail therapy. hopefully i don't feel like murdering anyone while i'm out.
  6. @absea there is an ugly sweater hot pants party coming up soon. you could make that a part of your 'vacation'... haha
  7. Unbelieveable. The series of events that took place in the last 3 hours blew my mind.
  8. Im going sailing with billy idol
  9. Im not babysitting
  10. More shots!
  11. That bitch from american idol fantasia is drinking in long beach tonight
  12. That whole lower lip thing really makes me laugh
  13. Sodally not tober
  14. @heathervshate are you kidding. I never puke with these boys
  15. Drunk in long beach with my favorite brother duo
  16. Thelonious monk + sleep = almost perfect
  17. Yay karaoke!
  18. @absea are you in california right now you sneaky bastard?
  19. @absea i'll take one.
  20. Oh Ella...