midnightstories
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The neighbors are loud. The girl is too generous to her boyfriend, and she is starting inspire dissatisfaction in mine.
about 23 hours ago
from API
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[Happy Thanksgiving! In other news, I am very full]
6:37 PM Nov 26th
from Tweed
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November was the month everything changed. He went to the gym every day and wrote a novel on the treadmill. New Year's resolution success.
10:00 PM Nov 25th
from API
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The machine removes her blood, filters it, and puts it back in. She's back in our ER two weeks later, her own body determined to kill her.
10:00 PM Nov 24th
from API
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The couch was beginning to smell, but I didn't have the heart to tell him to shower or leave since I was the one who blabbed to his wife.
10:00 PM Nov 23rd
from API
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His mother made sure to pick the cheapest birthday card she could find and wrote the message in his father's handwriting.
10:00 PM Nov 22nd
from API
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When he finally mustered the courage to confront the lost & found and ask, it turned out that yes, an iPhone had been turned in.
10:00 PM Nov 21st
from web
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She left, but not for the reasons you're thinking. He was kind and attentive, soft-spoken and caring. He just wasn't the father.
10:00 PM Nov 20th
from web
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Hey Janice, you have to see this video! It's got like this crazy cute kitten riding on the back of this dog and WHY DON"T YOU STILL LOVE ME?
10:00 PM Nov 19th
from API
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It's just the nature of the game. We had to go through it, we're paying it forward, even if it makes things worse. Now go get me a burrito.
10:00 PM Nov 18th
from API
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[Read my 12am-sized poetry? + some background on last night's "educational" 12am story: ]
12:00 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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Priapus, are you sure this is a good idea? I know you're a god, but I heard bad things happen after four hours...let's call it a night.
10:00 PM Nov 17th
from API
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David sold the lawnmower and put astroturf in the backyard. "It'll last longer," he said. So she bought a vibrator and said the same.
10:18 PM Nov 16th
from API
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Correction: Monday's article on Bill Dosch's ponzi scheme incorrectly called Dosch a "hedge fund manager." It should have read "schmuck."
10:00 PM Nov 15th
from API
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Hey...I know it's been a long time since we pretended not to see each other in the hallways. Or spoken. So, my bad—can we start over?
10:00 PM Nov 14th
from web
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He'd been collecting other people's shoes to try walking in, but whenever he got home his feet were always too sore from his own.
10:00 PM Nov 13th
from web
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I let my cat choose which page of the book to start on. She always picks one near the end, hoping I'll change the kitty litter.
10:00 PM Nov 12th
from API
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Doctor, with all due respect, I appreciate the listening and the advice and the sympathetic half-smiles, but I really just want some Xanax.
10:00 PM Nov 11th
from API
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The ship suspended its sleeping inhabitants before crashing, turning on the simulation that, she hoped, they would live in for eternity.
10:00 PM Nov 10th
from web
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You open the door, see the chaos, and hope that you've been robbed. Your wife is gone, a note written in loopy cursive taped to the fridge.
10:00 PM Nov 9th
from API
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- Name Ben White
- Location Texas
- Web http://benwhite.com
- Bio A daily dose of thoughtful twitter fiction: stories in 140 characters, written daily and posted at 12am. I always appreciate feedback. Also, read @nanoism.
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