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  1. Meanwhile, I've managed to cut back the smoking to one or two cigarettes a day. My lungs thank me, but my anxiety level is rising. 11:18 PM Aug 23rd from web
  2. I imagine I'll get over it quickly enough, but man, it's gotta be awkward when you walk in and one of you knows it just isn't going to jell. 11:17 PM Aug 23rd from web
  3. At some point soon here, I'm going to come face to face with a person I agreed to meet on the internet. And that's going to be weird. 11:16 PM Aug 23rd from web
  4. Who laughs out loud at their statements? Classic Peg? #classicpeg #lol #overkill #dating #etiquette #onlinedating 10:54 PM Aug 12th from web
  5. Now for some more dating profile tips: don't punctuate with lol. LOL should really mean you laughed out loud. Can you make yourself do that? 10:53 PM Aug 12th from web
  6. And please, please, don't pose with your cell phone. WTF? #onlinedating #dating #badphotos 10:52 PM Aug 12th from web
  7. Now that doesn't mean you need to run out to Glamor Shots. In fact, please don't #dating #onlinedating #badphotos 10:50 PM Aug 12th from web
  8. As for seeing how you look, is it too much to ask for a close-up? Don't people know what portraits are? I want to see your face! #dating 10:40 PM Aug 12th from web
  9. Some more observations from the sea of online dating: ladies, nobody wants to see your dog. We want to see what you look like. #dating 10:38 PM Aug 12th from web
  10. Getting closer, though. I just got a number to call a very attractive woman. Why does that make me suspicious? #dating 10:37 PM Aug 12th from web
  11. So I've been doing a lot more internet dating, or at least trying to line up dates. None have gone live yet--just preliminary contact. 10:36 PM Aug 12th from web
  12. Sorry. Been away for a bit. Today's smoke count--4. #smoking 10:35 PM Aug 12th from web
  13. Smoke count: 3. Not bad for me. #smoking 11:46 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
  14. Also, avoid talk of dolphins and NASCAR. And if you really are sassy, you're probably not sweet. #dating 9:51 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
  15. Hints to the online ladies: avoid "unicorn" or "dragon" in your handle. Any variant of "misbehaving" is also inadvisable. #dating 9:29 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
  16. More fun with True ladies checking me out: "The best question you could ask me when we meet is As you manage to be beautiful. " #dating 5:32 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
  17. Run-on trouble: I know how to treat a man to be king and I am here with the aim and trust that i will surely find him so if you also.. #true 1:40 PM Jul 6th from web
  18. Writing again is helping. Better than flipping through web pages. Action definitely better than inaction. 12:44 PM Jul 6th from web
  19. Learning some things, obvious to many but having lived with one woman for the last 18 years, they are new to me: 1. I love women's freedom. 9:36 AM Jul 6th from web
  20. Trying to replace my anxiety with a healthy dose of anger, primarily anger at the anxiety. Screw fear--it's at the heart of every bad move. 9:21 AM Jul 6th from web
  • Name Midlife Crises
  • Location Arizona
  • Bio Documenting the end of my marriage and my new life
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