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  1. the new one sits at our bowl, using thumbs to eat our crunchies. injustices everywhere.
  2. meanwhile, the small one and i pay all the prices.
  3. the new one sees nothing, listens to nothing, hears nothing.
  4. even the small one hides himself.
  5. does no one see that christmas stings? the darkest time and all of them standingpacingwalkingjinglingtinkling
  6. there is no scent of pellets on my chin.
  7. she rewards him for bathing with a warm cooing nuzzle. i bathe every day. does she not see the lustrous fur? its smooth nap?
  8. the ankle (front, right) twisted yesterday by carpet ghosts is dirtydirtydirty i cannot get it clean enough no matter how much i lick
  9. i am home following my she and i do not let her out of sight.
  10. i have a she
  11. i am fuzzybuddy foozlyfoo fuzzbucket tubbytubs i am middliwinks i am midimidimidimidimidi
  12. under this furniture i am goodmidicalmmidisafemidi
  13. he is the only one keeping calm while she twitches? do i not quiet myself at her typing?
  14. i lay on printout after printout. i give my scent to them, these pages always coming. i receive no special blankets in return.
  15. @rpdougherty i heard w my magic monster ears what you said, grasshopper.
  16. i do believe i just watched her share a *cannoli* with the other cat.
  17. when is this bitch gonna stop thinking and start petting?
  18. he fills the bowls, but she washes them. water tastes like water.
  19. the one with the half-closed eyes and the limp ears.
  20. i think she sings because hes gone. and i like the singing, and im not even afraid to let her know. i give her the no blink love stare.