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  1. is afraid to say he is going to write something funny. He can only write funny stuff by accident. http://fb.me/38Lz5Z2 2:48 PM Nov 19th from Facebook
  2. Fell asleep reading Sylvia Plath and then had a very strange day. Coincidence? http://fb.me/35u8JBf 5:16 PM Nov 17th from Facebook
  3. Thursday 54 Coles St. Just Add SOund Open Mic, sign up starts at 9pm. Hosted by yours truly. http://fb.me/2Z6wM5L 2:20 PM Nov 10th from Facebook
  4. Middle reads with Mama Middle http://fb.me/36U5g5A 9:22 PM Nov 8th from Facebook
  5. Who is the real Fat Boy Reggie? and what is his motivation? http://fb.me/31XWYFJ 6:37 AM Nov 8th from Facebook
  6. How bizarre... http://bit.ly/4vaOjp 2:14 PM Nov 5th from Facebook
  7. "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am." - Homer J. Simpson http://bit.ly/1E172F 4:43 PM Nov 1st from Facebook
  8. How come witches can't have babies????? Because their husbands have hollow weenies. http://bit.ly/1EUSW1 5:32 AM Oct 31st from Facebook
  9. I posted 29 photos on Facebook in the album "Photography" http://bit.ly/33cvqn 7:46 AM Oct 30th from Facebook
  10. I posted 12 photos on Facebook in the album "Middlepoet back in the day" http://bit.ly/3pfgmY 7:26 PM Oct 28th from Facebook
  11. Haiku: Breakfast for dinner hmmm yummy in my tummy time for some red wine http://bit.ly/TzcXr 4:21 PM Oct 27th from Facebook
  12. lets go Lakers! http://bit.ly/2ytJOP 6:22 AM Oct 27th from Facebook
  13. would Monday be better if it was re-branded? http://bit.ly/iarR7 8:27 PM Oct 25th from Facebook
  14. Best CNN headline ever! "Ice skating bear kills Russian circus staffer" http://bit.ly/1gNG75 3:09 PM Oct 23rd from Facebook
  15. Photo courtesy: SkryptD http://bit.ly/1ngEs5 4:21 PM Oct 21st from Facebook
  16. Lenny is the greatest name ever. Just wanted to put that out there. http://bit.ly/NWrcU 4:26 PM Oct 19th from Facebook
  17. Feeling pressured to check the tire pressure. http://bit.ly/1JOTuV 7:03 AM Oct 18th from Facebook
  18. Quick thoughts, my Black Father and White Mother have been married for 35 years. I am currently in an interracial... http://bit.ly/HGrj1 3:43 PM Oct 16th from Facebook
  19. come on people, it isn't that hard to use an ATM. The instructions are right in front of you. http://bit.ly/3tWZ33 11:30 AM Oct 14th from Facebook
  20. When the chicken crossed the road, did it have a crosswalk? 11:42 AM Oct 13th from Facebook