middleclasstool
I am FLABBERGASTED to discover that NY state has rednecks. Not flabbergasted at their "authentic" Southern barbecue's quality.
| middleclasstool Spent $80 on one round of scotch for four dudes. Regrets? Were it not for the awesome scotch and the wedding, then maybe. |
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| middleclasstool Rochester, New York: Where we can't understand a word you say, regardless of your diction, you goddamn tourist. |
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| middleclasstool @JoeTheDough : film taste :: Ray Charles : darts |
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| middleclasstool On my way to upstate New York in mere hours. I'd like to apologize in advance to everyone for the drunken ass I'm going to be up there. |
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| middleclasstool Currently wondering how many years before you can stop having to write css for IE 6 or older. Fuck you, Microsoft. |
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| middleclasstool Oh, man, Dr. Horrible is fun stuff. I'll be out of town for the rest of the week and may miss the rest, so if you save a copy, lemme know. |
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| middleclasstool Hoo boy, was Hellboy 2 fun. I wish I had a big rock hand and could drink a case of beer a day. Or a girlfriend who likes to burn stuff. |
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| middleclasstool Former VP wants me to go see Hellboy 2 with him. I want to anyway, but if a boss as good as he wants to go see The Wiggles, you say YES SIR. |
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| middleclasstool Aww, look at all you precious 3Gers with your iPhone lat/long coordinates in your profile location. Now I know where to murder you. STABSTAB |
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| middleclasstool Evidently when cooked to make a sauce for pork, ginger peach salsa becomes very expensive ketchup. |
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| middleclasstool @flashboy: Also, the battery replacement doesn't require two weeks without it, $85, loss of data, and getting shanked in the kidneys. |
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| middleclasstool Currently on redesign number three for my site. When this thing goes live, you better bend over backwards to tell me how awesome it looks. |
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| middleclasstool WebSense is blocking a site that rates the temperaments of dog breeds as an "advocacy site." Yeah, I'd advocate not getting mauled by a dog. |
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| middleclasstool Dear new early-bird cube neighbor: you have completely destroyed my pre-8:00 empty office farting regimen. I hope you die in a fire. |
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| middleclasstool @_why: I offer no explanation other than to say it refers to the man and not the framework: The Django. Say it with me. The Django. |
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| middleclasstool Why you useless bastards didn't tell me that "No Country for Old Men" was this good, I'll never understand. Gotta read more McCarthy now. |
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| middleclasstool Saw the only other guy with a minivan and a skull 'n' bones plate. His is not triple chrome plated, however, which means I win at irony. |
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| middleclasstool Internet, you have been boring me lately. Not that I've been a scintillating confluence of effervescences, myself. |
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| middleclasstool Woo, I am so very tired of being very much aware on a minute-to-minute basis that I have a digestive system. Up yours, colon. |
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