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  1. I suppose I should have put an NSFW warning on that.
  2. I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me... RT @rainnwilson: RT @sirmitchell: haha WHAT!?http://bit.ly/60DmZV
  3. @gjcharlet NO WRANGLERS NO PEACE KNOW WRANGLERS KNOW PEACE
  4. Super Mario Bros. Wii is very, very good.
  5. @jmattix531 We scored one too. I felt like a god.
  6. I just saw a guy at a midnight black friday event, standing outside in near freezing weather, carrying a baby while smoking.
  7. I don't get the deal with Philly cheesesteaks. It's got friggin' Cheez Whiz on it, people. Cheez Whiz.
  8. @skipstokes That is one gorgeous looking bird, sir.
  9. RT @warrenellis: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
  10. @jmattix531 Given no veggies will be in attendance, and given turkey burnout, may I suggest something non-winged, maybe pork?
  11. @VicarOfVHS You really need to ask? Dude.
  12. @jmattix531 I need the whine to go with this cheese. What's the menu?
  13. I spent a week moping that I don't get to cook at all for the holidays.
  14. I come up here to find out my mom ordered a turkey because she didn't want to roast a bird. Like she doesn't have a goddamn SON WHO COOKS.
  15. @jedloomis You're filling your cornhole with indigenous people?
  16. Goodnight Keith Moon: http://is.gd/53qfr
  17. Jeff Buckley's posthumously released Ozark Melody. About aliens. I am not kidding. http://bit.ly/91OCMZ
  18. @skipstokes That's like asking "Free money? Or a kick in the taint?"
  19. Goodly Christ. The X-Men Universe Relationship Map: http://is.gd/536ic
  20. Maybe I just never had a good DM, but the only joy in D&D was drawing up characters and dicking around with the books. There, I said it.