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@dippingsauce you're coming here soon!!!8:08 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to dippingsauce
@white_lightning it also kinda looks like a diaphragm8:06 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to white_lightning
@alisonboring kudos for even going! i eat 'reduced fat' oreos and pretend i'm doing myself a favor8:04 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to alisonboring
@mysticmolly hella dutch8:00 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to mysticmolly
Virginia's 1 month anniversary keynote address http://bit.ly/pNWTl8:00 AM Jul 9th from web
@gaybeach butter don't belong in a cupboard, man. This isn't "Europe"5:31 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to gaybeach
HO LEE SHIT. baskin has brought back daiquiri ice. best thing to happen since giving birth10:20 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
@billyhc - you mean cuz of distinct lack of brothas?9:53 AM Jul 2nd from mobile web
roids are no joke. the ass kind.9:50 AM Jul 2nd from mobile web
happy canada day6:16 AM Jul 1st from mobile web
@grahamsmith performed 2+ hour kgw medley to get virginia to sleep last night. 'i'm pregnant' wasnt as big a hit as expected...11:41 AM Jun 29th from mobile web
@adamgorley. yes. fueldump. google it11:39 AM Jun 29th from mobile web
lately i have been giving a shit about donuts11:38 AM Jun 29th from mobile web
in (m)other news- baby took her first bottle without a fuss6:48 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
whoops that was supposed to be @grahamsmith ...6:46 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
@Gibbard had lipo? does Deschanel know? and yes, you're a better lyricist6:45 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
Carl Sagan's voice = hella dorky6:40 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
Virginia is 2 weeks old today!!7:58 AM Jun 23rd from mobile web
i want cake9:38 AM Jun 18th from mobile web
reading Bon Appetit with Virginia conked out beside me8:28 AM Jun 17th from mobile web

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