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America's ballcap-wearing urban youth: why do you wish to exaggerate the punyness of your head with such an outsized cap?about 17 hours agofrom UberTwitter
RT @jimgaffigan: Dear Geico, I get it. We could save money switching to Geico. Here's one for you. You could save money not advertisin ...about 18 hours agofrom web
Why do these hollywood babes want to show off their non-existant tits so much?6:00 PM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
Alicia Keys' body is insaaaaane. Reminder to self: use part of xmas bonus to get hynotised like Lily Allen to get skinny5:49 PM Nov 22ndfrom UberTwitter
Ugh! Clifford the Big Red Dog's show is SO MESSAGEY! "Helping people feels so good - Let's go see if we can find someone to help right now!8:43 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
Worked out and showered at office, will now give unwanted advice to the internet at large9:02 AM Nov 21stfrom UberTwitter
Why do people look so much more tired + beaten @ 730am on a Saturday 'A' train than a weekday one? Don't say partying. N/A.4:44 AM Nov 21stfrom UberTwitter
