It's been nearly a decade since the last time I saw The Phantom Menace, so I'm wondering, has anyone ever mentioned how annoying Jar Jar is?

I don't think I ever would have guessed in a million years that Brittany would end up being my favorite character on "Glee."

I truly think Whitney Cummings is hilarious on Chelsea Lately, so why is her sitcom so painful to watch? What is the audience laughing at?

The only explanation for a new "Celebrity Apprentice" commercial I just saw is that I clearly have no idea what the word "celebrity" means.

Apparently, Taio Cruz has released a duet of "Higher" with Kylie Minogue. I don't know why this happened, but I hate to question greatness.

I just saw "Kick-Ass," and since I really didn't know what to expect, I must say I was shocked -- I had no idea Nicolas Cage could act.

I have never been disappointed with a Christopher Nolan film, and I am thrilled to discover that "Inception" is no exception to this rule.

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen. In my opinion, The Naked Gun and Airplane are truly unparalleled comedic works of art. Surely, you will be missed.

I'm not sure I trust calendars, but apparently I'm 24 today. In Justin Bieber years, I think that means I've been a corpse for 2 years now.

Leno's coming to Bradley. I'd love to go, but sadly, I've already made plans to spend that evening stabbing myself repeatedly in the face.

I think I'd enjoy Lady Gaga's music videos a bit more if I could even slightly begin to understand what the hell is going on in any of them.

Apparently, Leno's getting great ratings, proving once again that Americans can't get enough of smug smiles and mediocre attempts at humor.

If this NBC late night mess results in the cancellation of yet another TV show starring Andy Richter, I think I'm just going to give up.

Watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers on TV again is so cool, but how exactly did Disney manage to make it even cheesier than it was before?

I'm sorry to say that the rumors are true. I kind of like Mariah Carey's new song, "Obsessed." I only hope that my family can forgive me.

I like this video by @alyankovic http://twitvid.com/EFE89

"The Essential Weird Al Yankovic" comes out on October 27. I already own it, though I usually just call it "his complete discography."

Is it strange that I've learned more from "Weird Al" Yankovic's song lyrics than from all of my college courses combined?

I like how Twitter clearly demonstrates that anything important enough for the entire world to read can always be stated in exactly 140 char

If you don't like "The Golden Girls," you've probably never actually seen "The Golden Girls."