mickeyfickey
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This year for Thanksgiving, I am thankful for Bill Bellamy's How to Be a Player.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Re: Rule No. 472. We're not usually the ones who make it a thing. How about don't make any dumb meat jokes?
about 7 hours ago
from web
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- Oh wait. Makes sense now. For the paella.
about 9 hours ago
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- Oh my god! My restaurant has some crazy stuff on the menu!
about 10 hours ago
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This year I am thankful to be extremely wealthy and good looking.
about 10 hours ago
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- What the hell are we serving at my restaurant?!
about 14 hours ago
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This week my tweets will be dedicated to what I'm thankful for. This year I am thankful for all the stuff you're thankful for and more.
about 15 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
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Free range chicken is the American Spirit of food.
8:41 AM Nov 22nd
from TwitterBerry
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My friend Josh has been stuck on the first step of AA for ten years. He is aware of the problem.
4:30 PM Nov 21st
from TwitterBerry
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- @ & @ - seen the shirt for sponsor of my upcoming webseries "Stoop Sale," Mud Coffee?
2:56 PM Nov 20th
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If you put a bunch of monekys in a room with typewriters eventually they'll write Hamlet but they've been stuck on the NY Post for decades.
11:05 AM Nov 20th
from TwitterBerry
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Found out my all-time favorite rapper is on twitter. Hope @ is still steady eating booty MC's like cheese grits.
7:13 AM Nov 20th
from TwitterBerry
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A Letter From a Celebrity Actor to His Ex-Girlfriend. New blog post.
7:01 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Inspired by Oprah, I'm going to tell my restaurant today that I am ending my employment. My last day will be August 21, 2015.
6:20 AM Nov 20th
from web
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A Letter From a Celebrity Actor to His Hometown. New blog post.
3:54 PM Nov 18th
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- Stairway FAIL at my restaurant.
1:54 PM Nov 18th
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I'm not a big "cliche way to say things" guy.
11:41 AM Nov 18th
from TwitterBerry
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Unlike Facebook, I feel I can be Rated R here cause my family doesn't pay attention save my sis & cousin. Let's test that shall we cumface?
9:27 PM Nov 17th
from web
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In heaven they'll hand me a Maker's Mark and a book filled only with profile pieces of Robert Downey Jr. by @.
8:39 PM Nov 17th
from web
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It's not weird that asparagus makes pee smell, it's weird that anyone cares how their pee smells. Do you put it in a bowl in the kitchen?
6:34 PM Nov 17th
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- Name Michael Ferrell
- Location New York City
- Web http://www.michae...
- Bio Actor/Writer/Producer - Check out Hard Times, my comedy web series
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