michmarkowitz
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Alright I'm back. Sad about Britt Murphy. Happy about the snow. And 5 days till Its Complicated.
1:18 PM Dec 20th
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You know what wld make me happy? Another couple of balls and an xtra set of fingers?
11:40 AM Nov 25th
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all i want to do is watch planes, trains, and automobiles right now
11:35 AM Nov 25th
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I love J Segel.
4:54 PM Nov 19th
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of german techno, terms of endearment, and madison
6:29 PM Nov 16th
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Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?
9:45 PM Nov 15th
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@ OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i have nothing clever to say. best twitter exchange ever.)
9:22 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to ruckerbry
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@ Too soon! Just search their medicine cabinet, go through their cell phone, and read their emails. Guys like thorough girls!
9:18 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to abigailmurphy
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love!
9:17 PM Nov 15th
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i got hacked! do not open the online quiz friends/people i've met via twitter!
9:13 AM Nov 14th
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Why is it that only at the beginning of a sitcoms run, when one character makes a joke the other characters laugh really really hard?
6:06 PM Nov 12th
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just saw ferocious makeout sesh. can't imagine conjuring up human passion/longing right now. i really need to get up earlier 2 blowdry hair.
6:43 AM Nov 10th
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@ Ah yes, classic H. McCoy book (and I suppose film). Am so glad am cultured and did not have to google that or 1st assume SATC ref.
10:22 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to birbigs
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Untitled
6:37 PM Nov 9th
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Untitled
8:02 PM Nov 8th
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Seriously Dudes - You need to wear this now.
6:54 AM Nov 6th
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Hey Yankees fans, Thanks for the gangbang on the way in to work this morning!! Lemme know if you wanna grab brunch after the parade? xo, m
6:40 AM Nov 6th
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What if...there were two guys who had to dress up as women to live here for the cheap rent?
10:20 AM Nov 5th
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This thai basil chicken is super greasy, can't do this. Why make it greasy?? This defeats its own purpose.
10:16 AM Nov 5th
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Note to ALL MEN EVERYWHERE (especially in close proximity to the 10003 zip code.)
10:26 PM Nov 3rd
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