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  1. Alright I'm back. Sad about Britt Murphy. Happy about the snow. And 5 days till Its Complicated.
  2. You know what wld make me happy? Another couple of balls and an xtra set of fingers?
  3. all i want to do is watch planes, trains, and automobiles right now http://post.ly/DQ7W
  4. I love J Segel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZF6Kx88LM
  5. of german techno, terms of endearment, and madison http://post.ly/CmDv
  6. Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem? http://post.ly/CheS
  7. @ruckerbry OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i have nothing clever to say. best twitter exchange ever.)
  8. @abigailmurphy Too soon! Just search their medicine cabinet, go through their cell phone, and read their emails. Guys like thorough girls!
  9. love! http://post.ly/Chad
  10. i got hacked! do not open the online quiz friends/people i've met via twitter!
  11. Why is it that only at the beginning of a sitcoms run, when one character makes a joke the other characters laugh really really hard?
  12. just saw ferocious makeout sesh. can't imagine conjuring up human passion/longing right now. i really need to get up earlier 2 blowdry hair.
  13. @birbigs Ah yes, classic H. McCoy book (and I suppose film). Am so glad am cultured and did not have to google that or 1st assume SATC ref.
  14. Untitled http://post.ly/CGyZ
  15. Untitled http://post.ly/C96h
  16. Seriously Dudes - You need to wear this now. http://post.ly/BqJN
  17. Hey Yankees fans, Thanks for the gangbang on the way in to work this morning!! Lemme know if you wanna grab brunch after the parade? xo, m
  18. What if...there were two guys who had to dress up as women to live here for the cheap rent? http://tiny.cc/OI387
  19. This thai basil chicken is super greasy, can't do this. Why make it greasy?? This defeats its own purpose.
  20. Note to ALL MEN EVERYWHERE (especially in close proximity to the 10003 zip code.) http://post.ly/BWl7