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  1. Woke up this morning holding an invisible Xbox controller and trying to use my L&R trigger fingers to aim down and shut off my alarm #pewpew
  2. http://twitpic.com/x09fq - Steak & asparagus dinner + Zombie Pinup calendar = @rob_quillen delivers again
  3. Selling my rockabilly wardrobe on eBay. Eating chicken soup. Watching Will Ferrell in Land of the Lost = I'm several different kinds of sick
  4. Incipient cold is making my nose run :( It's like gingerly dabbing at weeping herpedic lesions, except they're tears of snot. #Imaclassydame
  5. @NickyJay I almost replied w/ a profound quote about having patience but I was too busy gunning down the people in front of me at Starbucks.
  6. @NickyJay They'll be gone in about a week
  7. Impromptu UFC 108 party with the Quillen boys. @SugaRashadEvans has to avenge his buddy Keith "Sadfacey" Jardine's loss to Silva #TeamRashad
  8. Just set my lounge chair down to get some sun when the landlord mobbed over with a shirtless dude to weed the yard =Ö #readtherestinHustler
  9. Walking a mile to New Years Masquerade in high heels gave me shin splints. Walking barefoot back to the hotel gave me all kinds of hepatitis
  10. Speaking of @htlive, not only did I get Jay-Z ($3.49) and vintage-repro NKOTB ($5.49) shirts, but 75% off THIS! http://bit.ly/8i8pBJ *FAYNT*
  11. I thought I'd hate The Watchmen because of all of its merchandise on hottopic.com but now I like it and I'm happy about all that merchandise
  12. Holy balls. Bootleg/uncensored Gaga, vodka, and Scrabble?! Could this night get any better besides me riding a dragon with a bow and arrow?!
  13. 3-D Avatar, 2 shots of whiskey, 1 beer, 0 work tomorrow. #countdowntohappiness
  14. http://twitpic.com/vy7w5 - 8 more minutes and I won't have to look at this place for another FOARRR DAYYYZ! *throwing up out of my eyes*
  15. Aidan: ''I'm on K!'' Me: ''I think he means horse tranquilizers.'' Lesson: Think twice when kids are just trying to learn their goddamn ABCs
  16. How you know we're looking at pics of old family friends: ''Oh, she looks so different without someone sticking her head in an ashtray!''
  17. Up since 3:30. Awake before my alarm. WTF. #haiku
  18. What might just be greater than vodka, caviar & XBox on a night with no guests is just eating the caviar like Tom Hanks did in the movie Big
  19. A friend once told me I reminded him of his niece, Moon. After watching Terminator: Salvation, I'm not sure that's something to be proud of
  20. ''I saw Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He be lookin' weird in that movie!'' haha YES I knew my mom-in-law had it in her