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  1. is watching Up with mom and Mimi. about 11 hours ago from web
  2. bought a USB for her camera, listening to Of Montreal, and having a lazy day. about 11 hours ago from web
  3. @jakeisabear "If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee." 3:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. @PopeyeSteak yeahh. I was at Quiznos and passed out. I'm hypoglycemic. 11:02 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to PopeyeSteak
  5. -If you pass out at Quiznos, they give you your food for free, along with chips, a drink and a cookie of your choice. 10:55 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. @daedreemer88 ha!!! fantastic! 10:55 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to daedreemer88
  7. is starving! 2:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  8. @daedreemer88 I'm trying not to, I really am, but she is just so NICE all the time. ALL THE TIME! I need to get out of the house. 5:45 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  9. @PopeyeSteak I'll take that into consideration. 5:42 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to PopeyeSteak
  10. @daedreemer88 I've just been a bitch today because I'm feeling sorry for myself and how uneventful my day has been. 5:42 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  11. @daedreemer88 "Clean your room so Amy has room to sleep." and I was like "Right, because I know how much she LOVES sleeping on the floor." 5:41 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  12. @daedreemer88 "Stop hinting at shit. All you have to do is ask me to do them and I will, but stop hinting at it!" and she was like... 5:41 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  13. @daedreemer88 she was saying "If you need something to do, you can do the dishes and rotate the laundry." and I was like "Stop hinting at.." 5:40 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  14. is going to jump off of a building just so that I have something to do. 5:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. @PopeyeSteak all.in.a.days.WORK 4:18 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to PopeyeSteak
  16. @PopeyeSteak oh, you know. raping woman and kidnapping children. 2:50 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to PopeyeSteak
  17. is going to strangle her mother. 2:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. @jakeisabear because you two could be lyke best frans! 12:59 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jakeisabear
  19. @daedreemer88 I was planning to, no worries. =) 7:57 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to daedreemer88
  20. got rid of half of her closet, but still hasn't showered. 6:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  • Name Michelle Spitzer
  • Location outer space
  • Bio I'm indecisive and awkward.
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