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  1. and if you care to find me, look to the western sky. as someone told me lately, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. i just had to read through a flood of @thedavidcook retweets. WTF. about 19 hours ago from web
  3. OHAI GAIS MY OVARIES ASPLODED LOL: http://michelleiam.tumblr.c... 3:15 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. RT @zoomentality: #classicmoviequotes : Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you. 3:14 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. i'm walking on sunshine, woah =) 11:47 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. how long does it take for my muscles to stop burning in the morning? 8:40 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. @hnnhpsydn take it easy (take it easy), gotta cool it girl. play it nice and slow. does your mother know? 8:23 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to hnnhpsydn
  8. no pain, no gain. no pain, no gain. no pain, no gain. no pain, no gain. no pain, no gain-ARGH EVERYTHING HURTS FROM THE EYEBROWS DOWN. 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. RT @loadedsanta: Elves are annoying as fuck. Let's outsource your job to Bangalore and see how much you yap then, you dicks. 10:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. on a related note, does anyone have any workout tunes they'd like to recommend? 9:33 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. just got back from the gym. mark my words, soon i shall be slim and sexah! 9:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. RT @AVARY: Long scratched into the black locker are two conjunctive words, never more true: "TIME" and underneath it "FUCK". It has be ... 6:41 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. just finished juicing a shit-ton of oranges. i may have temporarily lost feeling in my palms but hey, fresh orange juice ^_^ 2:39 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. RT @1stand20: Personally, if I'm going to read a book, you can keep your Kindles, nooks and iPhones. I'll take the paper version. 4:27 AM Nov 21st from web
  15. hmm, fly a total of ten hours via economy to hear my parents argue. wonderful. 12:21 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. @delicioustack that night with samurai guy was a waste of my blue halter and eyeliner. i feel your pain. 11:44 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to delicioustack
  17. RT @rainnwilson: I liked the part in "New Moon" when Robert Pattinson discovers he has a vagina. 11:39 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. RT @neilhimself: I'm a "demonic entity in human form who poisons youth with its twisted and lascivious stories" per http://twitpic.com/q ... 1:47 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. RT @erin_braincandy: Here's an idea: how about everyone bands together and ONLY re-tweets comments about how much the new re-tweet featu ... 1:46 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. i can't stop listening to jonathan coulton's cover of 'baby got back'... 1:46 AM Nov 19th from web