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  3. Audio: XMAS SONG OF THE DAY = The Pogues - Fairytale of New York Sorry Wham but The Pogues have the XMAS song... http://tumblr.com/xdu4yw0j6
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  5. MERRY XMAS TWITFUCKS!
  6. gots drunk off whiskey, merry xmas! monica bought me the diana camera. fml, i bought myself that last week. dang that girl knows me well..
  7. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, small and brown he comes from you; sit on the toilet here he comes squeeze him between your festive buns...
  8. i cant believe i once believed in santa. what a creeper! he totes breaks into my haus & eats my cookies, wtf
  9. RT @loadedsanta Santa's delayed in Florida kids. If you knew how many condoms Tiger wanted for Christmas, you'd understand.
  10. azn buffets are pretty much shit.
  11. RT @loadedsanta I'm in Ireland. Finally. A place where my life-choices are celebrated.
  12. RT @loadedsanta I'm in London! Fuck the presents, these kids need Crest with Tartar control.
  13. not a memorial, an actual funeral
  14. am i the only one who thinks its tasteless to make a facebook event for someones funeral?
  15. i am embarassed. my cc keeps on getting declined even though i have loads of credit. stupid chip readers
  16. Im not eating anything today cos tonight Im buffet-ing it with co-workers. YES!
  17. @peterleung haha i guess i know where your family is spending their boxing day... the toilet.
  18. @peterleung procrasination much? can i come over to eat? yum
  19. @alisonjaney yay! i was afraid it wouldnt get there in time! good timing! enjoy the gifts! :-D
  20. loling at all the last minute shopperzzz