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  1. @phantomfears Why, yes, I believe it could. Yo Gabba Pez.
  2. @travisking LOL
  3. Things I've said to both dog & child this weekend: 1. Your butt stinks. 2. Stop licking me. 3. You need a bath. It's just not right.
  4. 1 of the char's on Yo Gabba Gabba looks like a vibrator I, er, my friend used to own. If it had wiggled like this, it might still be around.
  5. @RobboMills 6yo never watched stuff like this until recently. I feel like we've regressed. :-(
  6. I would like to personally skin alive the creators of Yo, Gabba Gabba. No, make that the creators of Noggin in general.
  7. Frakking API wall...if you can read this, "help, I'm tweetless and I can't get up!!!"
  8. @DinsterDobbins @jennybeanses I had a modified Bobbitt clause written into my vows.
  9. @RobboMills Only we'd have to rename it Withering Heights...
  10. 6yo was playing with Hairbacca and got her hand stuck. I should have warned her not to tease furry beasts.
  11. @jennybeanses @dinsterdobbins Oh, yes, the battery in my biological clock hath long since been destroyed...
  12. @phantomfears I fear the roof of my mouth will never heal. That apple jelly crap is sticky. lol
  13. @RobboMills Yes, yes it does. Stinky though it be. LOL
  14. @jennybeanses Ahhh...reminds me of my vacation. The good ole days of TN.
  15. @jennybeanses @dinsterdobbins If that bandwagon rolls anywhere near me, I'm laying down in front of it so I can get squished.
  16. @DinsterDobbins I wish @Bekemeyer would take care of that. LOL
  17. @jennybeanses @dinsterdobbins I claim only the evil curse if the full belly. If I give birth to anything, it will be gas.
  18. Sometimes 6yo can be so creepy. She's definitely her father's daughter.
  19. @DinsterDobbins Perhaps the seed groweth inside you? Hahahaha
  20. @DinsterDobbins But, no. No more babies for me. Ever.