michaelturtle
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Lover killed with antifreeze-laced margaritas... "What's your poison?"
8:14 PM Jan 7th
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Maybe the Japanese thought the Sea Shepherd's sheep wanted a ram...
12:39 PM Jan 6th
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News: "Russia devising plan to save Earth from giant asteroid." US just calls Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis again.
6:13 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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News: Cuba Gooding Jr asked to play Tiger Woods in new movie. "Show Me The Honey!"
4:14 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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How sad Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up. I never got to use my "Taylor Square" joke...
4:03 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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How do you find out when Sherlock Holmes is playing? Ask what's on.
4:05 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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It seems Charlie Sheen misunderstood the meaning of 'Boxing Day'...
8:23 PM Dec 25th, 2009
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Dead at 32. Now that's Murphy's law for you!
3:02 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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The new movie about Berlusconi's attack to be called "The Italian Jab"
3:57 PM Dec 13th, 2009
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"Gambling addict loses casino case" - asks judge for double or nothing
4:59 PM Dec 7th, 2009
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Turnbull describes Abbott's ETS policy as "bullshit"... and outs himself as climate change septic
4:57 PM Dec 6th, 2009
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"KAK reveals xmas party trauma - an executive unzipped my dress". Rest of station reveals xmas party trauma - someone unzipped KAK's dress!
4:30 PM Dec 5th, 2009
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High quality official version of Short Stack on Sunrise performing new song 'Sweet December' Short Stack
8:26 PM Oct 15th, 2009
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News: Champion runner has to prove she is a woman. IOC brings in drag-testing.
6:55 PM Aug 19th, 2009
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News: Donkeys deliver ballots in Afghanistan. Brings a whole new meaning to a donkey vote, eh?
3:14 PM Aug 17th, 2009
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@ Ha ha. Had you started putting together the ransom? Or were you just hoping for exclusive pictures?
6:11 PM Aug 16th, 2009
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Anaesthetists investigated for acting as a cartel. At least it stops them from going under...
6:10 PM Aug 16th, 2009
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@ The reason is you...
6:34 AM Aug 16th, 2009
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@ It's only because you may be a worthy oppunent...
6:33 AM Aug 16th, 2009
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@ Well look who it is. If it's not ol' l'il kbarlow. Hope they're all treating you nice! :)
6:03 AM Aug 16th, 2009
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- Name Michael Turtle
- Location Sydney, Australia
- Bio We shell meet again one day, m'turtle...
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