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Nothing calls for a tweet quite like a 10p trip to the store for some Rolaids. How's that for microblogging? :)6:48 PM Sep 15thfrom TwitterMail
Torture? Try watching the Food Network and having to wait till payday before grocery shopping. Put that in your back pocket, Mr. CIA man!5:30 PM Aug 27thfrom web
My left eye is twitching. College football is almost here and I can't find a drop of facepaint anywhere in this bloody house!4:42 PM Aug 24thfrom web
Just heard that Taco Bell is going to start serving breakfast next year. Now THAT'S exciting stuff right there!3:06 PM Aug 22ndfrom mobile web
Kicking myself for not capitalizing on my Michael Vick doggie chew toy idea earlier...10:28 AM Aug 12thfrom TwitterMail