michaeltkach
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If this cough doesn't subside soon, it seems my Tom Waits-lite voice will arise again from the blackest back alleyway like you owe it money.
about 15 hours ago
from txt
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Holy new treads, Batman! No more Fix-a-Flat for me. Only the best ride that a few hundred can buy. And, Taken by Trees plays on the stereo.
about 21 hours ago
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Listening to ambient music (Eno, Emeralds, Mountains) as my stomach howls. Not sure Xmas Ale is what it wants, but that's what I'll give it.
9:23 PM Nov 29th
from web
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I'd rather be dead than call this tweet: "How I Lost Your Respect." (WHY? paraphrase)
8:00 AM Nov 29th
from txt
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Mamamia, sangria & xmas ale, dancing to Michael Jackson; not to mention floating to Fall Be Kind & a mix of another kind. My boots are beat.
7:54 AM Nov 29th
from txt
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Palin/Beck: if these morons devise a 2012 'dream' ticket (& win), I'll murder someone. If the other ticket is turkey/pig, I'll vote for it.
8:23 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Ah, one of those I-can-barely-move-nights. Exhaustion? Ennui? Or, most likely, I'm banking on both. Shot at failure; nothing but (inter)net.
7:51 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Black Friday. Snowy highway. Mountain Goats' Heretic Pride. Need new tires desperately. Sleepy. 1000th tweet. Hurray me, & you for reading.
4:46 AM Nov 27th
from txt
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"Computers aren't just for boring things like writing poetry or organizing a funeral"@
5:17 PM Nov 26th
from web
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@ ...and I shall take that as a compliment. I'm rhyming off you like some form of poetical ping pong.
4:41 PM Nov 26th
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Sure, I could write my way out of a forest fire where trees are the only means to carve my woodland dreams, grinning out of @.
4:34 PM Nov 26th
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@ I can hold a class on all of those, minus the last consonant mess, & you'll be pwned by my useless knowledge. As most are.
3:20 PM Nov 26th
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Its the Magnetic Field's Holiday for me while the others plump up on pumpkin pie, then Neil Young's Harvest LP later, and a Christmas Ale.
2:53 PM Nov 26th
from txt
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Tony Romo's no homo. But you know what is? Fox's football robo(t). It should malfunction, end the program, & make for a better Thanksgiving.
11:50 AM Nov 26th
from txt
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You can count on me & the pilot neighbor to swoop in when you least suspect there's been a murder. I'm in a Mexican standoff with Mexicans.
10:48 AM Nov 26th
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Grandma Beight quote: When dad cut down the walnut tree, I said, "dad, you can shove them up your ass." He died before we cleaned the mess.
10:21 AM Nov 26th
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Gobble this: If Turkey were at a party, it would have the stupidest stories, & everybody would exclaim, "Oh, Turkey! Shutup; you're boring."
8:07 AM Nov 26th
from web
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"Happy Turkish Day," said the Communist to baby, "what's a multiple of 80?" Baby shrugged, &thumbed its way home on the information highway.
7:59 AM Nov 26th
from web
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I should stop communicating and be the recluse I was born to be. But I won't. And its you that will suffer for it, so hurray you.
9:44 PM Nov 25th
from txt
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@ What's the word tonight, Bridget G-minor? A swarm of douche-nozzles will be at Jillian's, no doubt, & the rest of us downtown?
3:25 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to bridgetg_13
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- Name Michael Tkach
- Location Washingtonville, OH
- Web http://www.thepla...
- Bio As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. -Henry David Thoreau
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