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  1. Don't feel bad: the turkey I am about to eat tried to imprison Orhan Pamuk. 1:23 PM Nov 26th from web
  2. RT @colsonwhitehead I don't care if 5 days ago this turkey was miming fellatio at the American Bird Award - it tastes great. 12:05 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. I should stop just glancing at headlines. Apparently, Christopher Lambert of "Highlander" did NOT kiss a dude on TV last night. 7:53 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. "Her first book was better." http://catandgirl.com/?p=2281 5:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. @lizzieskurnick Austin and Russia: Republicans accuse both of Communism; they both make their own vodka: http://is.gd/52Ymc 4:56 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to lizzieskurnick
  6. New birther conspiracy: Tramps like us, baby, we were actually born to amble. In Kenya. 9:50 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. New birther conspiracy: Was Tennessee Ernie Ford REALLY raised in a canebrake by an ol' mama lion? 9:39 AM Nov 24th from web
  8. @luxlotus After 12 years of Catholic school, Icelandic yogurt remains, for me, the only convincing argument that there is a God. 5:54 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to luxlotus
  9. @kmartsurrealism Oh, right on. I went to Texas A&M and also never want to go back. Thought about Oregon in Eugene? Supposed to be good. 2:31 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to kmartsurrealism
  10. @kmartsurrealism I heard Texas State in San Marcos is pretty good. Of course, it's in San Marcos, so... 2:23 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to kmartsurrealism
  11. Brilliant essay by @maudnewton in @LATimesbooks: http://is.gd/50AGP 1:43 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. @ryancall Awesome. Can't wait. I shall be preordering this soon. 3:04 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to ryancall
  13. @ryancall Of course! Hey, is that going to be in MLP: First Year? I want to read it. 2:47 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to ryancall
  14. @ryancall The answer to "Scotch or (x)" is always Scotch, I say. 2:43 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to ryancall
  15. If a body meet a body comin' thro' the rye, it's probably pretty weird, because who the hell just walks around rye fields? 12:54 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. Crap, I forgot to please consider the environment before printing that email! Why did nobody remind me? 3:21 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. Karl Rove naming his book "Courage & Responsibility" is like me naming my book "Athletic Prowess & Getting Laid in High School." 10:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. Still waiting announcement of NBA for Porn. What's that? It's OVER? OK. Next year: I crash the awards with @thebookslut, bourbon. #fakenba09 7:43 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. McCann wins. He's Irish, right? Gee, wonder how he'll celebrate. #fakenba09 #sorryireland #easyjokebutiregretnothing 7:39 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. My fiction prediction: Mo'Nique. #fakenba09 7:31 PM Nov 18th from web
  • Name Michael Schaub
  • Location Portland, Oregon
  • Web http://bookslut.com/
  • Bio Managing editor of Bookslut, sleepy, impatient, depressed.
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