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  1. @EthanSuplee it is available online if you have Sirius / XFM premium service.10:13 PM Nov 5th from Twittelator in reply to EthanSuplee
  2. TV's Tim Stack has a radio show premiering tonight on Sirius satellite Howard 101. 9p.m. Pacific -- 12a.m. Eastern.8:34 PM Nov 5th from web
  3. RT @ktla "Politician Caught in Cemetery With Teen Stripper, Sex Toys." I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explination for that.6:45 PM Oct 29th from Twittelator
  4. RT @ktla "Man Loses Finger in Gunpowder Demo Gone Wrong. ☛He was trying to show his kids the danger of gunpowder. Well done.6:10 AM Oct 29th from Twittelator
  5. When Harry Pet Sally #oneletteroffmovies3:29 AM Oct 26th from Twittelator
  6. There's Something Abort Mary #oneletteroffmovies2:53 AM Oct 26th from Twittelator
  7. The Longest Tard #oneletteroffmovies12:47 AM Oct 26th from Twittelator
  8. Yenta #oneletteroffmovies12:45 AM Oct 26th from Twittelator
  9. White Men Can't Hump #oneletteroffmovies6:31 AM Oct 25th from Twittelator
  10. My tic Pizza #oneletteroffmovies3:27 AM Oct 25th from Twittelator
  11. Don't Tell Mom the Babysisters Dead #oneletteroffmovies2:41 AM Oct 25th from Twittelator
  12. @SarahKSilverman School of Cock #oneletteroffmovies5:53 PM Oct 24th from Twittelator in reply to SarahKSilverman
  13. RT @ktla "Skating Bear Kills Circus Trainer During Rehearsal http://bit.ly/4wB9NG"Please,please, please let there be video.3:36 PM Oct 23rd from Twittelator
  14. RT @ktla "Ex-Cop Accused of Drugging, Shaving and Raping Man http://bit.ly/2iT4hf"The first two don't sound so bad10:57 AM Oct 20th from Twittelator
  15. RT @ktla "OC Man Charged With Raping Prostitutes ✹Cheap bastard2:32 AM Oct 20th from Twittelator
  16. RT @ktla "Man Stabs Son with Corkscrew over Toilet Dispute http://bit.ly/356wdq" hope this wasn't the shitmydadsays kid2:02 PM Oct 19th from Twittelator
  17. RT @krissy "A week of insomnia. Anyone out there have suggestions to cure outside of drugging myself into a coma?"☽Try watching Jimmy Fallon12:31 AM Oct 16th from Twittelator
  18. RT @ktla "Father Admits Strangling Teenage Daughter After Impregnating Her No birth control is 1 thing. But no safe wrd is just crazy.6:04 PM Oct 10th from Twittelator
  19. Sucks for the dog, but when she's in the yard we get the DirecTV Sunday Ticket for free. http://yfrog.com/3o5iarj8:19 AM Oct 9th from Twittelator
  20. RT @EthanSuplee "If a law is broken in the woods but there's no cop to see it, does it make a sound?"Depends on how tightly you gag "it"7:39 AM Oct 9th from Twittelator