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  1. Tiger Woods "Still Really Really Sorry." Read the story @http://whocaresaboutthiscrap.com
  2. Just saw the Iron Man 2 trailer! My buddy Don Cheadle is War Machine! Ok, comic book geek- out over: Climate change now!...and stuff!
  3. Direct Messaged my Facebook page by accident; now my Myspace presence keeps sexting my Ashley Madison account.
  4. @FrostyPixie I know. My daughter's only nine, but she she can wrestle a grown water buffalo. Pigtails and Lucky Strikes just ain't right.
  5. @KenMos Just kidding: I don't drink. However my 9 -year- old's a damn lush.
  6. Raced my 9 year old daughter today. Lost. .Later, over beers, she said, "Daddy you gotta get into some kind of shape... other than round."
  7. @Faery575 Thank you! I'm on The Good Wife again in a couple of weeks from now.
  8. @everythingro Thanks for the votes! Seems to me that if Dr. Randy gets the boot, there might be some angry fans out there! Thanks again!
  9. @ballclark Thanks a lot! I didn't catch it.
  10. @JonathanMaberry Congrats!
  11. @everythingro Thanks! I missed myself!
  12. @costasmandylor Watched the trailer. That looks damn scary! And I'm a horror geek! Looking forward to seeing it in all its gory glory!
  13. Goodnight, Tweeple. More tomorrows.
  14. @MsAshantiB She is beyond amazing! A great role model! Good luck!
  15. Listening to Ella FItzgerald's '12 Nights in Hollywood.' A goddess who walked on Earth. One of the greatest singers of all time.
  16. @boriqua You're right. Tiger will cry. Oprah will absolve Tiger... then the whole world will finally fly up its own ass.
  17. Tiger's Trending right now! Tiger's Trending right now! Oh God...somebody call Oprah...Tiger's Trending right now!
  18. Off to write now. My future award-winning novel just called me a "negligent a-hole."
  19. @tirayk I know the feeling. But we make it too easy to dis each other and ourselves. No one else does that!
  20. @followmissbliss Thanks for the retweet!