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  1. @JBOTTBR LOL Yeah something is seriously wrong with them!! Hehehe
  2. @invisibl3Freddy You're welcome! It was a good faint too! LOL
  3. @blondamb70 LOL Thanks!!
  4. @TIGM_leumas LOL I'm glad you noticed that my tweet was 2 parts! I don't know why Twitter did that!! Are things not going well 4 u? :-(
  5. @NDfaninAZ Oh good! Hehehe
  6. RT @DailyBaylee http://ping.fm/eS0xj Daily Mugshot #70 - MY FIRST REAL-TIME #DMS!! :-) Daddy looks funny! (@MichaelParisi)
  7. @LilyStarbuck LOL
  8. Just took my 74th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com...
  9. Hehehe (RT BigBrotherLeak Holy Boobs! :O http://twitpic.com/az9t2 ) @jbottbr @tiki_beard @starbuckstink
  10. A certain friend's mom is getting more sex than I am. I'm kinda jealous!!
  11. Since MJ's death 100's of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Cops say that they will let them out once they find a locksmith!
  12. Yaaaay for haboobies!! (That's the plural of haboob, right?!)
  13. @AnthonyDuran TwitPic that glorious shit!! LOL
  14. Want $100.00 off a new DirecTV account? Call 1-877-4-100-EACH (1-877-410-0322) and give them account number 26071932 - Michael Parisi.
  15. ROFL!! RT @EvilGayTwin I've been ironing for 2 hours! I need me a wife! preferably one that doesn't ever want children and doesn't mind me
  16. sleeping with other men!
  17. Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A: A Fjord Escort!
  18. @NDfaninAZ Yaaaaaay!! :-D
  19. OMG How scary is it that Justin Timberlake and Michael Jackson have almost the same skin color?! http://ping.fm/2AziH
  20. @LilyStarbuck LOL