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  1. Honk if you love Jesus! Text while driving if you want to meet Him.
  2. Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I... http://www.facebook.com/per...
  3. Breakfast Funny "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the ne... http://bit.ly/41Yxyu
  4. A little girl was fascinated when her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. She asked him... http://bit.ly/1fGJEl
  5. Good Point... "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my ... http://bit.ly/1Ots2L
  6. 9th consecutive year state of Mississippi Most Unhealthy State out of 50!! Come on Mississippi eat right and exercise!!
  7. Dear Pastor,Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.Thank... http://bit.ly/26k2x2
  8. TOP EIGHT SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING 8. You get winded from knocking on the door. ... http://bit.ly/3zri2m
  9. "I don't make jokes, "Will Rogers once said truthfully. "I just watch the government and report the facts." http://bit.ly/ueBo1
  10. Funny Thoughts 1. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a val... http://bit.ly/DyllN
  11. Nursing Home The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church ... http://bit.ly/1XiyFU
  12. Economy After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved... http://bit.ly/3HskRs
  13. Funny Sayings 1. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a... http://bit.ly/4a0hZA
  14. Take care of your business and your business will take care of you." Nick Saban
  15. After thousands of years, we have advanced to the point where we bolt our doors and windows and turn on our burglar... http://bit.ly/3INNUP
  16. Laughter is an instant vacation http://bit.ly/hZ0bU
  17. http://read.ly/Heb3.13.msg
  18. Good Ole Days Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particu... http://bit.ly/46c298
  19. Three Students Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm ... http://bit.ly/38Ypq8
  20. The Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they ... http://bit.ly/17UJdS