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  1. I hate NYears so much that part of me wants to spend it doing laundry. #IHateNewYears 8:52 AM Dec 28th from web
  2. Any cursory thoughts of doing Survivor just went out the window. WTF #RussellForPresident 7:34 PM Dec 20th from web
  3. Focus group sent me home but still paid. WIN 5:13 PM Dec 17th from txt
  4. @strong_cookie YOUR WELCOME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1lVSr7Lwc 1:00 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to strong_cookie
  5. En route to my house: Mr Belvedere DVDs, Somalian fish-scale plant, goth fragrance oils. I'm raising Christopher Hewitt from the grave. 2:33 PM Dec 14th from web
  6. @RealCarrotTop I thought it was Bored? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ 2:23 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to RealCarrotTop
  7. The "quip" "wrestler--uh, I mean, fighter" does not work when written. You could have used the backspace. Respect your medium. #writingtips 2:09 PM Dec 13th from web
  8. Man I miss my aquaria -- Flatworm Monster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1m0EWnQr1U 11:26 AM Dec 13th from web
  9. 3 fave books I read this year: #TokyoVice, #SometimesMadnessIsWisdom, #AynRand and the World She Made 10:46 PM Dec 12th from web
  10. @stephenfishbach Hmm, I find it easy to know "something"'s wrong. "Why" it's wrong is a whole process, but pays off forever. 1:47 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to stephenfishbach
  11. If you want to improve as a writer, read poorly written books & pick em apart. Learning from other people's mistakes is easier. #writingtips 1:25 PM Dec 12th from web
  12. If the cat food bowl wasn't right next to all the snack bowls at the party, I wouldn't have eaten that weird fishy cracker. 10:18 AM Dec 10th from web
  13. Holt crap---there was a new a-ha album that came out in July, and I didn't know. Most underrated band of the 80s. 8:04 AM Dec 9th from web
  14. Natalie dating guy on Sesame Street. He must think she's Guy Smiley. #badgirlsclub #chin 7:21 PM Dec 8th from web
  15. "I had just dared to mention the C-word: creationism. But I felt I was on solid factual ground." p217 #goingrogue #NotTHOUGHTButFelt 6:34 PM Dec 8th from web
  16. "I believe we came about through a random process, but were created by God." p217 #goingrogue #TakingAStand 6:33 PM Dec 8th from web
  17. "I didn't believe...that human beings...originated from fish" p217 #goingrogue #NoShitSherlock 6:32 PM Dec 8th from web
  18. "I believed in the evidence for microevolution--that geologic and species change occurs incrementally over time." p217 #goingrogue 6:31 PM Dec 8th from web
  19. "i felt obligated to mention that D in the college course" p214 #goingrogue #SCANDAL 6:30 PM Dec 8th from web
  20. No mention whatsoever of first meeting with McCain, his questions for her, or VP vetting process. #mccain #goingrogue 1:00 PM Dec 8th from web