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  1. Rocking some Rise Against and preparing a feast. Improbably, I am in the spirit.
  2. I don't know about you guys, I'm starting to think there isn't really a Santa Claus. I mean, I bought all of these presents myself...
  3. Classing up the party with a 24 pack of PBR. Cans, of course. Merry Christmas to all.
  4. "Hey kids, Santa just bet all of your presents on Oregon State tonight. Now fetch me my apple juice." #reasonsIdonthavekids
  5. Found myself singing "Little Saint Nick", except with the lyrics we made up in high school choir. Turns out I don't know the real words.
  6. The presents my sister sent me are really nicely wrapped and now I feel like I have to wait until Xmas to open them. goddammit.
  7. Only waited an hour and a half to pick up some packages at USPS. Glad I got out of there when I did. Things were getting testy.
  8. @BrianCKing Didn't get as much snow as other places and it isn't cold enough now so it's melting. Looking forward to seeing you too.
  9. Taking a candy cane with me to run some errands. Because f you, that's why.
  10. I just ordered an absurd amount of food. I have no idea who I expected to eat all this. Never order stuff when hungry.
  11. Saw a bum fight on 9th and B. Looked pretty serious. Beat that, rest of the day.
  12. I got some water stuck in my ear in the shower this morning and I'm afraid that if I go outside it will freeze and I will die.
  13. Soooo...flurries, huh?
  14. I love NY1 like it's my own retarded child.
  15. @robharrigan That's a good idea. Let me know and I'll definitely sign my name or send an email to whoever to help her out.
  16. @robharrigan Wow dude, that sucks. I'm speechless. Give your mom my best.
  17. @robharrigan Haha, it's been so long since I've played the trombone that I would even know what to do with it at this point...
  18. @robharrigan Oh, nice. I had no idea either. I must be living under a similarly large rock.
  19. @robharrigan Who got back together?
  20. I just got one of those Nigerian scam emails. I didn't realize those were still going around. I sent them a certified check. Cool, right?