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  1. Nice day. A little ball. A little beer. A lot of pig. We should be kings.
  2. Taylor Swift on SNL tonight. I really liked the version of the Anthem she did before game 3 of the '08 WS.
  3. No, I'm not putting pants on. It's Saturday. You put pants on.
  4. I love when things come in needlessly complicated packaging. It's a teabag for christs sake!
  5. I think I just accidentally make a cherry vanilla snow cone.
  6. How is it almost 4:30? And why did you guys let me skip lunch? I'm starving now.
  7. I definitely laid in my bed and closed my eyes last night. I might have had a dream or two. But I don't feel like I slept. At all.
  8. Baseball has put me several weeks behind on Mad Men, a situation I hope to rectify this evening. Right after this...nap.
  9. Rice pudding day is canceled due to laziness and my hatred of milk. I will not be taking questions at this time.
  10. Zippers are wonderful, evil things.
  11. #musicmonday Jamie T- Kings and Queens. Trust me on this one.
  12. The landlord is painting the halls of my building yellow and brown. Not sure if he's doing it with a straight face or not.
  13. I'm all tomato soup and no grilled cheese. I demand to know who's responsible.
  14. For the record, I wasn't clapping in the bathroom just now, I was trying to kill a mosquito. And yes, the singing was part of it.
  15. This is not the day I want to be in meetings all day...
  16. No facebook, I do not want to poke anyone. Thanks for asking though.
  17. I think I like lemon ginger anything.
  18. Pretty sure netflix makes all it's money off of people like me who let DVDs sit around unwatched for months at a time.
  19. I can't watch other people eat. Grosses me out.
  20. I want someone to set off the fire alarm in our building again. Fuck our landlord.