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@minagaine What's awesome is that the first thing you'd do is Tweet about it to your friends.3:19 PM Apr 17th from twidroid in reply to minagaine
Really want pizza, but feels like ordering one this late just for himself is lonely and sad.6:23 PM Apr 16th from Tweetree
Got into a debate whether talking to a nurse about appendicitis counts as flirting or not. I've chosen a strange career path.1:18 PM Apr 16th from twidroid
@minagaine Clinical isn't a bad reason?9:09 AM Apr 16th from twidroid in reply to minagaine
At the hospital.4:42 AM Apr 16th from twidroid
Just had a hellish meeting with a customer. You're not going to be able to retire off of your basement junk. Get over it.11:38 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree
The REI commercial that's on Hulu right now was filmed in L5P! That was so freakin' weird to see this morning.6:14 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree
@minagaine sorry, I wish I could have done more for it.6:13 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree in reply to minagaine
RT @DannyTRS Hey, Thai prisoners dancing synchronously to Michael Jackson's Thriller, take THIS: http://bit.ly/bSfiP5:14 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree
Woman gets gigantic, clothes rips like Hulk, attacks city. There, I just wrote a blockbuster. Why couldn't they just do that?5:08 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree
Man, who would have thought Attack of the 50 Foot Woman would be such a tedious movie...5:07 AM Apr 15th from Tweetree
Just saw 2 promo videos for River Monsters on youtube. I seriously need to catch that show sometime.2:27 PM Apr 14th from twidroid
@minagaine That ovsession will never stop being weird to me.2:15 PM Apr 14th from twidroid in reply to minagaine
@shwood Did it put the fire out immediately because of the displaced oxygen?6:00 AM Apr 14th from Tweetree in reply to shwood
RT @Veronica Remember the joke that if you ate a watermelon seed, one would grow inside you? Not so funny anymore: http://bit.ly/19TdwY1:10 PM Apr 13th from Tweetree
@Nick1556 I thought you guys got paid all in tips?9:27 AM Apr 13th from Tweetree in reply to Nick1556
@minagaine You guys might want to think of alternate plans. They’re saying this Sunday will be a lot like today.8:02 AM Apr 13th from Tweetree
@minagaine Apparently. What did Monday ever do to you?7:40 AM Apr 13th from twidroid in reply to minagaine
@minagaine Are you trying to scare Monday? That's not very nice.5:21 AM Apr 13th from Tweetree in reply to minagaine
The Fans thing has gotten out of hand on Facebook. Olive Garden Breadsticks? Seriously WTF?1:46 PM Apr 12th from Tweetree

Name Michael Shaw
Location Atlanta, GA
Bio Paramedic student. Borderline coffee addict.

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