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Woke up this morning wondering how I could exploit my family for comedy on Twitter. That's called being positive. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
Just an FYI for all you who think working for the Internet isn't totally sweet, I've decided that my official title is "King of Town." 5:32 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
@stuhelm Michael@iPhoneAlley.com! 5:19 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to stuhelm
@DrMacenstein why do you think I was watching it in the first place? 1:24 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to DrMacenstein
@benjiclayton Faaaaave! 1:14 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to benjiclayton
@IMTBONE I'm gonna leave "making millions" in that space to Jonathan Coulton. 10:49 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to IMTBONE
I had a dream that somebody forced me to use their Blackberry. The scary part? I liked it. 10:46 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
@Just_Alison once they leave, it's NAKED TIME 10:55 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Just_Alison
Looking for a great gift for a vegetarian? Consider one of those automatic air-freshener machines. Practical and TOTALLY necessary! 7:21 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
Mmm, my new coffee-scented cologne for mens pants sure smells like success. And wet pants. 4:57 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
@Just_Alison Why wasn't Live From A Shoebox nominated? CUS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN Under category "Best Ever" 4:50 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to Just_Alison
I'm THIS close to making a website about suck-ass iPhone apps. I mean why not, I have 90,000 to choose from. 4:44 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
"Sometimes I scare myself into thinking that texting while driving isn't safe." -@OmarJasso 6:55 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
Raved so hard last night... http://www.youtube.com/watc... 2:04 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
I think I've had sex with everyone in this crowd. Anyone wanna DM me a water? 10:09 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
I'm so good at accidentally retweeting sh*t. 6:29 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
RT @ruthakers: If being labeled "Emo" is wrong, it won't matter anyways, because all I feel is this crippling and exaggerated infinite s ... 6:28 PM Nov 20th from API
Enjoying some sub-par DJs n stuff. 6:26 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
@fulkb dude, you're always invited. Deadmau5 - Congress - Doors @ 8 4:24 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to fulkb
Anyone know of a really good way to sneak booze into a venue with big security guards with several hotdogs? It's for a friend... 1:18 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie