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Dear twitter, If retweets don't show up for me soon, mark my words, I WILL sit here refreshing this page until it does.about 13 hours ago from web
I just realized that drying myself with a towel while dancing is simultaneously the sexiest and silliest thing I've ever done while naked.about 23 hours ago from Birdhouse
Funny story; I only recently started using the "focus" feature in OmniFocus. Don't tell the big giant heads at Omni Grope though!about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
Woke up this morning with the "Saved By The Bell" theme song in my head. ♫ and iiiit's aaaalright, 'cus now you guys do tooooo! ♫10:29 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
Al Gore would cry if he knew what I just did to the air in this room.6:07 PM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
Let's all take a moment to follow @HerCuteness. So cute. So funny. Plus tushy rubs.12:57 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
.@scottjacksonx hey, a star is a star. Well, unless you're trying to get buttseks. ...in which case DM me.10:46 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to scottjacksonx
The backyard is just FILLED with an orchestra right now. ...wait Oh brb, fever dreams.1:41 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
“Imma letchu finish. #threewordsaftersex” -@essentially_me Nailed it. PUN INTENDED DUH1:26 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
"Is it possible to read every tweet before more are written" I asked myself. Then I realized that I should really just go back to sleep.12:39 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
@andcatch You're so good at partying. Andrew W.K. would be so proud!12:34 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to andcatch
@ZakReiter such a good film.10:40 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to ZakReiter
Finish without me #threewordsaftersex1:53 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
So are we still telling @favrd that @favstar is "just a friend?"1:44 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@dukenucum au contraire, mon ami. Au contraire...2:06 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to dukenucum
@OmarJasso Dugg because I love my boyfriend. Don't tell Starr I said that.1:51 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to OmarJasso
The cops woke me up today! I feel ghetto as hell!10:41 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
@Aimee_B_Loved EEW AIMEE YOUR GROSS10:39 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
In the same way that ladies somtimes have to ignore certain things guys do wrong to enjoy sex, I enjoy Weezer's new album.1:53 PM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
@ThomasVent I just saw your dad at the Apple Orchard.1:35 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie

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Name Michael Johnston
Location Rockford, IL
Web http://michaeltjo...
Bio Self proclaimed thought leader in the space around blue sky solutioneering.

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